i just thought this was funny My private part died today > > An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing > home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy > asked if > there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My > private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were > forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, > Mr. > Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. > Goldstein > was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his > pajamas, > when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be > walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back > inside > your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied M r. Goldstein, "I told you > yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but > why is > it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. > "Today's the viewing.