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Dave you are ruining all the fun. YES? YES? YES?

hhhh....hhhhh.....HALFTIME SALLY! Bwahahahaha What up "Hola Mama" Bwahahahahaahaha! How is the "Chica" BWahahahahaahahahahahahah

Rod...I have $,$$$,$$$ is my eyes...looking into the horizon...I see pools of coin...like Screwdge McDuck....We are going to be swimming in dough.....SIZZZZZZZLE!!!!! I have an idea....Very Very Big Idea......My gears are turning and I busted out of the cage.... We will create a Dynasty......We will rule the world....Mwahahahaha.....Mwahahahahah....Bwahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhaahahahahahhaa!

Rod...dig up one of them classic shots of Dave smoking a cig....hahahaha...What a hammer... "Hey guys...the line for the bathroom was long as hell...I also stopped and got a hotdog"....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Sure Dave...lets see the Cell phone......Oh how cute! DAVE TALKING TO HIS GIRL "Damn girl...you know it's true...I love you"........ Dave how many hooded sweatshirts are you bringing to South Beach....Rod told me you are wearing a wetsuit at the pool party....hahahahaha! HAMMER!

Vip...I used to go on Marathons when I had my Bike...I dated this Sicilian Girl..."Lucy"...In the 5th grade...I was semi skinny then....well her dad owned the OVEN PIZZA in Lavallette...he still does....I spent a year there eating pizza everyday...I was gaining weight by the day! Lucky for her all the weight went to her chest...for me...well...it went to my waist...hahaha...my Pop Warner Coach looked at me the next summer and was like WTF happpened to this kid....God Damn Lucy!

Oh yeah Dave....Wait until South Beach....Chris and I will once again prove our perfect genetics and sick muscular physiques....I am not even bringing shirts....I bet you already packed your sweaters!

Dave...I went through a fat stage when i was 10-13....You know...I would ride up to Kays Bakery and pound Glazed Donuts...and then stop by Lennys Pizza for a few slices to wash the glazed down with..... Anyway....You are the only Slinky I know that doesnt have abs! Did you have them removed? Dave what is like to have to buy EXTRA SMALL t-shirts so your arms look bigger? Or wear that Sleeveless Turtle Neck you sported EVERY WEEKEND last summer? Dave why would you show up at Surf Club around 6pm....when everyone is off the beach? Not Muscular Enough? Exactly! Dave...you can attempt to make fun of Me and Chris's Fat Stages in life...but the bottomline is you want to be us soooooo bad...You want the eye dropping physique and the sick pumps....You want people to ask you if you are training for a show......You want to walk around Surf Club without your shirt on and you dream of the day you rip your shirt off in Tempts.... Dave you may think it is Chemicals that got us out fo the Fat Stage...but that is a huge misconception among Slinkys like yourself....It is Genetics....SALLY! Something you were born without......! Now...go eat your wheaties and practice your dance moves....then go up to Rod and ask him if this si a good song to dance too......

FYI...please do not get shot.

Rod... heading out to Breathless...meeting Dr. Gay Scoops and the shady gym crew....Lets see how this miserable night pans out....I am rocking the sweatsuit tonight....Hopefully I will fall over in the snow and make some Scoop Angels....I will think of you when some Polish Chicks Ass is staring at me in the face when I am all "bwahahanged up"!

DAVE---You are the most uncreative mutherfucker in the world...If I were you I would have someone tie my shoe string arms into knots...this way I would not be able to post! Half Time Sally! hahahaha Only kid I ever met who goes to a Jets game with his boys and leaves at Half Time to call his woman...then he comes back with a hot dog....!!!! Making it seem like he was getting food and being manly....hahaha BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dave is this a good song to dance too? MMMMWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Davey...FNSR....closed up...Thank God...Still in the hole a little...Very very Nervous of a Gap Down.

Kirk...Keep doing what your doing! I love your shit...it is what the majority of people want to hear anyway....I have said it a million times... Whoever wants this clowns address PM me...I had it traced a month ago.....

Rod...Agreed.........Very Un Iron.......WTF?

Ok...I will try again next week! Love that place....

Agreed Binoy... If nothing else pops up I will see you there...Rod is flipping out...It is too Ironic that this is all he was talking about!!!

ZEEEEEEEE.....I went to Breathless Thursday night...I thought you were going to be there? WTF?

Alicia...may I suggest Bronze Faces....it is streakless....and drys quickly....It is staple in my life.

My Gym Closed on me today.... Then Muscle Makers Closed on me... Then the tanning Salon Closed... Now Deko.... What next...?

I am still going...I have that special Metal Card...I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.

Hmmmmm....Breathless to Abyss? That may WERQ!

WHATABOUTME (MICHAEL)...Do not be a bitch....I do not need tons of people in order to have fun...just the right people...I would be happy just playing a quarters game....with scoops....Deko it is....I am so there. Just like Surf Club Sundays Rain or Shine...Bigtime and Myself 10am...Every Fucking Sunday...... Binoy...Just let me know if you do close...I will take the part to Breathless.... It stopped Snowing....I think the roads will be clear by then anyway......

Bro...the funny thing is No One Cares about the DJ that much as long as he is decent!!! Bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha I care about: Pussy, Getting Messed Up and Laughing with my boys! Just My 3 cc's

Alicia.......WHY? WHY? WHY?

Kosta...yeah....we probably got her to open her window, put her foot on the ledge and say a final prayer....It would have probably only took 2 or 3 more posts to make her jump.

Some girl that stalks rod.