After a long morning of clearing a NIKKEI option problem with Yukio a Basis Trader in Japan...my attention was drawn to a much larger problem....Tina and Sabrina. These 2 Guidette Monsters came to visit me....In their nicely tanned hands (thanks to my advice) they were holding Designer Protein Bars...I almost started crying at the sight of these sugar laced bars...I did not get upset I simply sat them down and gave them a lecture on the Sugar Alcohol content in the bars...In their trashy Static Island voices they replied "Thanks...what would we do with out you"...I replied..."You would be overweight Italian Meatballs"....