since when is Paris Hilton a celebrity? she's just a little girl with a trust fund that acts like an ass to get the newspapers to write gossip about her. why would you have a crush on her? she isnt even that pretty....
keep the old slogan! i dont need to be reminded that life is ticking.... what are they trying to say? by showing you their watch with a fat guy, or the "heart attack breakfast" are they trying to tell me exercise? wtf?
gay parties are definately great parties..its just as a straight guy, i walk in there and get my ass pinched from all directions! the best way to go is to have a date with you, but that wont stop anyone from grabbing...
why does sex have to ruin a friendship? would you rather have sex with someone who isnt your friend? arent you good friends with the person you have a relationship? is there a difference between being friends with someone before you have sex with them and having sex and becoming friends after?