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...on second thought, let's just chalk it up to the fact that I have an m&m wrapper stuck to my forehead and I was just pissed that I got killed by some dude that goes by 'optimus primevil' in diablo II....let me nut on your back and we'll call it a day...

...inspired by a recent viewing of 9 1/2 weeks...i brought some ding dongs into the mix while i was making love to myself and it really enhanced things...ever bring food in? what kinds?

...i could video me poppin and lockin if you'd like, just please ignore the sauce stains on my underoos and the devil dogs clutched in my hands....gotta be keepin' it real, or go the fuck home....

...a 'friend' of mine said when you are just about to cum, having something in your butt (beads/plugs/hairbrush/joeg's thumb/joystick) packs a god damn WOLLOP....all I gotta say is...

...Mucho besos y las papas mejadas...sucko my pequeno cocko y spit in las mouth.... ...happy birthday, babydoll....

...just took it again...verrrry accurate... Your Mood: You feel quite lax at the moment or as others might say fat and lazy and stewing in your size 20 button-fly's! You feel resolute and want things done your way. You want to exert your will and finally come out of the closet. You are not at your bravest now and want to retreat--perhaps to online gaming, the only safe retreat right now. Perhaps you feel hurt or let down by others and wish to retreat from a stressful situation. You may be feeling especially tired... Your Present Situation: Your present situation of constant twinkies, masala and doritoes is overwhelming you and your response is to become increasingly stubborn and idealistic. Because you feel unable to really let your long pent up load on joeg's back...you feel trapped in a 'living a lie' situatiuon. You massage your man-titties daily while onlining gaming with some friends sodomizing you. You carefully observe the behavior of those around you and sometimes dislike what you see. . . . Your Conflicts: You have no conflicts at the present time . . .

...felt like mixing it up...you know...sometimes you feel like a hot fudge sundae with whole twixes sprinkled in it, sometimes you feel like eating mars bars from joeg's ass....

...btw...i just got to level 390276 on battledrones of the phonkest kind in diable 4.2 on Battle.net. My screenname is 'twinkie'...look for me....

...According to Stan, Bob Fett, Rinsgley, Nathan and Stanley 2 on Diablo III in battle.net in the plutonium chambers of the deepest darkest bowels of the internet...something should be coming around LATE April...

.... or so they try to be...I remember this one jackass (I'll spare the name) on Battle.Tit tried starting something with me but I banned him from my game like yesterday's Twinkie wrapper...fuck ya prick! ... ...but you...just STAY adorable... ... love you long time...

....aw hell, i'll do it. i mastered my gag reflex, oh god, about 3 years ago....bring it!

...i ate after i fucked my cat once...in fact, i ate the cat!... Mikey

...the bottom line is...respect fags, cuz they are people too... _________________ Julie K*:I miss my loafy. . . . . .

...Ok, what I'm about to say is going to come off as elitist and snobbish, but you know what!?, its gotta be said because I see a fascinating (and frightening) parallel with this subculture and another I frequent... I'd also like to say that I can do without the complaint posts about how long this post is.. If you choose not to read this in its entirety, yet still criticize, then you are just as much a part of the problem as the next fuckhead.. Lets begin.. ..In my off time (read: any time I'm bored and in the house with nothing to do) I like to game online, eat twinkies, jerk off and snowball into my own mouth. Two of my favorite games in that subculture (online gaming IS a subculture with characters all its own...) are Half Life and Diablo II. I've been playing Half Life for about oh, god, it must be close to 5 years now, I've been nutting on joeg's back for jeez, about 2 years and sobbing quietly to myself, oh man, it seems like forever. I've also been playing it online for about the same amount of time and I've seen a massive change in the community as the prevalence of powerful multimedia computers has increased as opposed to it being a niche geek thing as it was in the past (not everyone could get Glide working perfectly on that old voodoo banshee, it took a bit of finagling..nowadays setting up an uber-gaming box is childsplay because of the horsepower these systems are packing..but I digress...).. Putting 10 geeks in an arena, arming them and then telling them to circle jerk is an interesting spectacle to watch. You'd get the standard issue profanity, your usual nut in the eye but for the most part it'd just be funny inside jokes about technology and other sillyness..At the end of the match everyone yelled good game and you did it again..at least until my mom called 'lights out' Around late 99 things started to change. I found that the gamers on Gamespy became younger and younger. Aimbots and TheHacker were becoming prevalent and you'd be lucky to be in a game with anyone over the age of 16. In Short, The children had arrived... which does NOT necessarily mean bad things..but children with no respect from the suburbs DOES..I swear to God, I almost choked on my cool ranh doritoes and passed the glowstick from my ass. JulieK...where are you? These kids became the major group...I'd log onto a server, start playin, no easy feat with lay's potatoe chips, baklava, and corn chips hanging from this phat mouth and people would have automatic scripts that would choose any one of serveral homophobic/racist/xenophobic slurs that would automatically be said after a kill was made..Eventually the text line (where you can read what people say) would just scroll fag after fag after nigger after fag..It was sad..I must admit I typed most them, and I felt bad. Then I started playing Diablo II on Battle.net which proved to be many times worse. See, in Diablo people actually have 'time' to talk, so you don't have bots that autoresponse to you dying.. You get to hear what these stupid little fucking kids have to say. Every second word out of their mouths was 'thats gay' ...'you're a fag' ...'this is my nigger stick, with a custom grip for beating niggers'...my shame spiral continued. I woke up this morning and THOUGHT it was the 21st century... How does this equate to nightlife? Well, party culture, although not entirely a new thing IS to American youth a novel concept..As the beats that we all listened to became more and more mainstream, the children and weekenders who just wanted to come in to see what it was all about increased exponentially...This caused the general population of party people to gravitate from the usual devotee..often an individual who had been drawn to the seemingly 'free' expression that the late night hours and music evoked to your garden variety undisciplined suburban child... 5 years ago when I was partying I was surrounded by interesting people who all seemed to have an offbeat story..Many of them had been part of different social circles..some popular, some geeks, some jocks, some alienesque midgets with a crossdressing fetish... As time went on I saw the numbers of people who really didn't give a shit about the sense of community go up exponentially... I got hit for pills more times than I can count (and I still do in a typical night out) and I saw more OD's than I could possibly forget in a lifetime... Messageboard club subculture is no exception to this.. At first you have devotees, then it gravitates to trash as the broadness of involvement increases... I've met some great people from this board in late 01 and throughout 02...People that really do care about the scene and what its all about...Sad fact of the matter is, no matter how much we think we've progressed in this civilization, the majority of kids out there are still slightly racist, very homophobic idiots that live in a white washed universe...THOSE people are the ones who will come on this board and start shit....THOSE people are the ones who are surfacing and causing shit on CP, in effect destroying it for the community this board once was... Its just surprising to alot of the people in this thread who, like me, have gotten into this scene so long ago for acceptance where we couldn't find anywhere else... ..It all comes back to the 80/20 rule, you violate that and it all goes to shit... Electronic Subculture has done so and is now feeling the effect... Hopefully as time goes on those proportions will come back into line.. I however, doubt it.. Thats my 2 bucks, you don't like it, go fuck yourself...Cuz you know what? I'm right... -MikeyPh0nk __________________ Julie K*:I miss my loafy. . . . . . .