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ahhhhh shut it...

don't hate.... appreciate... this princess needed her beauty sleep

:laugh: the brown eye...?! thats freaking great...

receiving it... i've never given it

can't sleeeeeeeeeeep..........

i enjoy it :drool:

eww i still skeev clowns... they're just hideous and scary lookin... ewf

why don't you take a bath? sounds cheesy but TRUST ME - it works... i got my boy into taking aromatherapy baths and he loveeeeees them...

heh i used to get that feeling all the time during my crackhead days

i'm from staten... i went to csi... ummm where else would you have known me from?

o0o good it's not only me then... i told my friend about this and she called me a complete wackjob for fantasizing about people i didn't know... but wtf i never fantasize about people i do know - that takes the fun outta it no?

definitely weird but i LOVE walking around the financial district around lunchtime and seeing all the hot guys in their suits and ties... makes me think about when they go home and loosen that tie and relax... ughhh soooo hottttt

gave to those i could

yes i had one once... he was absolutely fiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeee

breathe in... breathe out.... you'll be aright

nah i got it in an e-mail

i agree good luck hun

throw something at emmmm...

:laugh: fucker you made me spit out my drink

thanks.. so do i

I-Resign

At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches..Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long That I grew strong & I knew that I could take you on... But there you are... Another lie... I was ready for a big mac & You've bought me a french fry! I should have known that it was bullshit... Just a sad, pathetic dream Should have known there was no anaconda Lurking in those jeans! Go on now go... Walk out the door... Don't you promise me 10 inches... Then only turn up with 4! Weren't you a brat to think that I wouldn't rat? Don't you know we're only joking When we say size doesn't count? I Will Survive I Will Survive Cuz as long as I have batteries My sex life's gonna thrive! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud When I saw your lil weiner.. Standing tall and proud But to hell with all your egos And to hell with all your needs Now I'm saving all my lovin' For a cordless multispeed!