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i HATE holidays! my family and friends tend to get all sappy and shit during the holidays and pretend that they like everyone and what-not. what's the point in pretending for a few days? i know you hate me, i sure as hell can't stand you - why fake it?

i have a friend like this... she won't call for days on end and when she does call or if i call its always like "omg you won't believe what happened!!" and then she NEVER shuts up... i usually just leave the phone on my shoulder and watch tv and i swear i haven't been busted yet! she just kills me cuz somehow NO ONE has problems EXCEPT her - it's not possible... she just kills... just shut the fuck up already and deal with it! oyyyy

i only call twice - i'll leave a message the first time and if i don't get a call back within 2-3 days i'll call again but then i'll just get over it if you dont answer

height: 5'5" weight: 135 hair color: right now its a dark red-purplish color eye color: green ethnicity: european shoe size: 8 measurements: dunnnnno size: cock size: no cock but i got steel balls

my hormones go into over-drive during fleet week. i LOVE watching seamen (pun intended...) walking around the city in their uniforms

hah AWESOME!

he's the dude who boinks marissa's mom!!! :laugh:

i definitely missed tonite's episode... got into a fight with the man over what to watch - 'joey' won

i hate my phone.... i really need to be in the mood to have a conversation but i'd rather you just tell me why you called - what do you want... get it over with, get my response and hang up... what more do you need?!

i like to have my earlobes nibbled... kissed - my neck, my hips, my inner thighs, the curves of my boobs...

i'm the one eating out that chicks ass....

two words: Colin Farrell no, but seriously, i dont pay attention to measurements but for weight i like guys who arent juiced but arent bony... a lil meaty so i have something to hold onto... and for his height i'd like him to be taller than me so about 5'8" and up is a plus... his penis definitely needs to have some girth to it - i don't want 3 inches but i don't want a monster... i like bubble butts on guys - the kinds of asses that naturally bounce when you walk (yes guys do have em...) for ethnicity - i've always been hooked on italians - european guys really... and i've always gone for guys with dark hair and light eyes or light hair and dark eyes... i'm not really picky though

because it's all routine sex... needs to be spiced up a lil definitely a new vibrator...

the sex i have is not worth talking about anymore...

do i really..?!

^^ has a big dick

i knew that picture was gonna come back to bite me in the ass eventually...

i wish i had off tomorrow... i tried to convince my history professor that we should all take a day off to really honor war vets and what-not.... i think we're getting a pop quiz instead

my favs are adriana, angela lindvall and karolina kurkova...so hot!

must you comment on everything i say, stalker?

cosmopolitans, apple martinis, cranberry and vodka... after the first two-three drinks come a couple of shots and after that i'm too drunk to notice what i'm drinking

i forget

i didnt... should i consider it an insult...?!

very true... :laugh:

awwwwwwwwwwwwww