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i love u2

:laugh: i think i just died...

d/p

'romeo and juliet' claire danes is horrendous IMO

make fun of me all you want you crackhead but i AM awesome

awesome

wanna make-out?

practice makes perfect...

that's not what i heard last nite

I'm awesome. End of story.

prefer to watch it by myself... sometimes i just need that alone time

i wanna go out with the girls one night to a strip club where the doods dance... does anyone know of any in the ny/nj area?

n/m

i want to fuck a midget

i used to do it but now i just can't be bothered

my nipples have been really sensitive lately.. i used to like hard suckles but now that hurts so just... i dunno - not as much pressure i guess

:laugh: he definitely did....

missionary with my legs over his shoulders and me on top

colin farrell... i'd ride his ass til we both go numb :drool:

i think i mentioned it before... doing it doggie style once, got spanked too hard and fell off the bed sideways....

sorry - i prefer being a whale and i'm allergic to the sun...

me...

mine is - pour ragu in a pot and let that bitch simmer... i never made my own sauce - i think i might try it though

NO ONE goes for plot line when it's a porno...

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? everyday - blue; special occasion - off-white 2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? just finished one - trying to find something good to read... 3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? two baby tigers 4. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? scattergories 5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? cosmopolitan 6. FAVORITE SMELL? fooood or cologne 7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? hot ass 8. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? it's too fuckin' early 9. FAVORITE COLOR? yellow and baby pink 10. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? brown 11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? depends on wear the phone is and whether or not i wanna answer it 12. FUTURE CHILDREN'S NAMES? aidan, aurorra, anisa, adam 13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? personal satisfaction 14. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 15. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? if there's no cops on the road - yes 16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? nope 17. STORMS-COOL OR SCARY awesome 18. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? honda accord 19. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE? haven't thought about it 20. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK cosmopolitan, cranberry and vodka 21. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN &BIRTHDAY? gemini - 6/9 22. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? eh depends on how they're cooked 23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? writer 24. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full 26. FAVORITE MOVIE? "the breakfast club" 27. CAN YOU TYPE WITH THE RIGHT FINGERS ON THE KEYS? i can but i don't 28. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? nothing - i dust that bitch out once a week 29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 3 31. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? dying alone 32. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? one that works 33. PERSON(S) MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ....dunno 34. PERSON(S) YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ...... 35. FAVORITE CD? one of my mixed CDs 36. FAVORITE TV SHOWS 'will & grace' 'the o.c.' 'real world/road rules challenge' 'the apprentice' 'joey' 37. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? ketchup 38. HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS burgers 39. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK? soda 40. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN. bahamas 41. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? a picture of my lil cousin 42. BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS? mcdonalds 43. FAVORITE PET: DOG or CAT? dog