I'm a Jew who went to a Jesuit school, moved to the bible belt to get a degree in of all things a liberal arts degree (ENGLISH), moved back to NY, gave up going to Lawschool to work in a Club, which was a former church (limelight), met the girl of my dreams as a waiter who was a nice Italian catholic girl from Bensonhurst, and am still a professional booze peddler managing centro-fly. Everything's great but my family is convinced the gentile world kidnapped me............."He was such a nice boy, so smart and beautiful.........what happened?" "You know you can always go back to lawschool, even a doctor would be nice"