dude i love this thread, i'm remembering all the badass things i used to do when i was little and how i used to get out of some shit... i always knew when I was about to get in trouble though.... my dad would call me downstairs into the family room, by my real name, and full name, no nicknames used, and pat the seat next to him..... i'd sit down and he'd ask if i wanted to tell him anything... and i'd always say no... (cause i would never know how much he actually knew) so he'd ask me this a few times, and of course i would say nothing.... and then he'd mention something i did, and i'd deny it like 3 times, and then he'd have some kind of proof, and only THEN would I admit it... and then i'd get in trouble for not telling him before, and how he wouldn't have been mad if i just told him (bullshit) he'd lecture me a bit, and i'd just stare straight ahead at the fireplace, wouldn't speak or move, when he was quiet for a bit, i'd get up and go back to my room.. that frustrated him more than anything else, me not saying anything!