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Look closer. No bush. Its not lit very well, but you can barely see folds. She's shaved.
And well... maybe she's due for Flo to show. Checkin' for early signs?? Or maybe she got a sand flea up in there.

HATE flapjacks.
She just needs to go ahead and get some small implants. Just to lift'em up a bit. If not... little kittens are gonna start following her around... clawin' for lunch.

As you've already clarified, I was gonna call "BULLLLLLSHHHHHITTTT!!" on that one.
You gotta be joking, right?? Do you HONESTLY believe that your "finger was clean under the KY"???? What... KY jelly forms some sort of impenetrable barrier that germs cannot get on your skin/under your nails?? And you think that if your "finger was fairly clean and dry", then that means no germs/bacteria are present???
Pffft! It is thinking like yours that continues the spread of ALL std's. I can see it now.... "She died of AIDS?? Well I'm sure I didn't catch it from her. I wiped my dick off with a towel after I pulled out of her ass."

Atta girl!!!!!
And I guess yer diggin' it since you didn't sound pissy 'bout it! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!
... funk... out.

I think you can DEFINITELY teach a newbie some pointers... but, kissing comes from the soul. Period! Your sense of touch... your sense of coordination... your vibe.... Bottom line is you're either a natural... or you're not. (God bless my bloodline! )
And as far as what part or style is best?? Well... I tend to mix it all up completely. From initially hot, frantic and deep.... to soft, light and playful. It's ALLLLL so damned good!! Yummsville!
Dayum.... no shit.... funny how a few simple sentences can get the blood flowin'. Ten.com here I cum!
... funk... out.

OMFG! How awesome is that for you, chica!!?? Proves the point... what goes around, comes around. The superflyness that you two exhibit is coming back tenfold. Flat out fuckin' sweet!
So... then... the next gathering is basically a big ass phuckin' party, with an "appearance" by the one and only... and signings being held from 9 to 10 and 1:30 to 2:30, right?
Consider THAT weekend penciled in....
Congrats again, guys!
... funk... out.

I soooo hope to be spouting this same phrase about myself someday...
::sigh::
... funk... out.