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You wouldnt think, anyway thats pretty funny but Im sure there'll be someone out there (FCC) that will stir the pot on this one pretty soon!

Wait ? whos hitting on who here?

Has anyone else ever had this exsperience? yesterday this guy calls my house and tells my g/f that we've been selected out of 5000 people to recieve an all exspense trip to Winter Park Colorado and that a rep. would be by later on that night to exsplain and present us with our prize, well my g/f being the blonde that she is gave this guy our address. Anyway about 7:00pm this guy shows up, but instead of bringing any kind of gift, he brings in this vaccuum and starts telling us how much healthier it is because it traps all the dust particals inside and it never needs any klind of maintence not even a new bag. And well it did seem like a really impressive new product and I believe after seeing it first hand that it is all its cracked up to be, but then he lays a cost 24.999.00 on me. I refused and he couldnt let it go, anyway I finally got rid of him and to make matters worse he claimed to have forgotton our gift. Anyway Im just curious if anyone has heard or exsperienced this, it seemed really weird like that movie stay tuned with John Ritter!

Haaa haa! Sorry that was mean, anyway Ive seen her before and any female that can move her ass like that is definately an ass gurl! Im crazy about her.

Hey take it easy king kong, I was just being sarcastic as well. Theres no need to start with the insults, no one finds them amusing although we all know they are just pathetic attempts on your behalf to try and convince yourself that your above the rest world, take a chill pill guy! BTW. an old lady screaming her head off doesnt intimidate me the least bit as it would do someone of your nature!

hehe funny funny, Well FYI I will be going out later, all because of you! Thanks rollrgrl! LoL j/k gurl!

HEY dont tempt daddy like that, now I might have to go to the bar later because of that comment! lol Anyway I woulda been like can we just get back to it, finish and then catch hell later!

Still having nightmares, needs hott woman for rehealing and possibly displinary actions!

Until you felt something being squeezed up the back side! lol maybe its not a good idea nutcase! LMAO

Now why would I make up something such as this? Come on mann the thread title said worst exsperiences and that shit stunk! lol so by far thats numero uno!

LoL no doubt, as if anything else mattered lol j/k girls! Anyway I was getting ready to go down on this girl at a party once (I knew her from school so it was all good) anyway I had ate tacos and been drinking beer all night, and when she pulled her pants down, it smelt really bad as if she had a rotten egg stuck in there and well, drunk out of my mind I ended up puking the tacos all over her stomach and P****! I felt really bad but come on she didnt have to break off a fart in the face of a drunk!

Really? Hmmm where would I be without you! Its paint yes but on her it equals bodysuit, painted on or not!

F*** that just drop a paper bag over her head and bend her ass over that dresser!

While youre there, check out J-los big ass game!

lol Theres something wrong with that thing though, when the rotors start to turn that sucker start spinning and thrusting in a forward motion. I think its possessed by some sex demon or something!

Thats horrible! lol

Whatevea floats ur boat, but I must warn, that you'll end up on my high powered vibrating brake alaid if your a bad girl!

Some females just have really sexy feet that you wanna rubb and kiss! No biggy, plus it just goes to show how well some of them take care of themselves.

Damn it I'll be on my way to work, but heres the deal, I'll take you with me strap you to the work bench, tease ya in between jobs (power tools) and then fklore can cum get ya about noon!

Id strongly recommend you to do that! I'll be rolling through about 4 am and could use a lil pick me up, epsecially from a bukk naked rollrgrll!

Were ya been all my life! Resume: Tall Dark Handsome, works in auto garage for John Elway, smells of exaust all day long, gothic tatoos up and down th arms, likes to beat up other guys! lol Im just teasing

I seen a really hott female at the colorado mills mall yesterday wearing a tan body suit! I followed behind her for about 20 minutes (along with 20 other guys) just watching her tight butt jiggle back in fourth, made me wanna cry!