MR. PINK: I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin their job. MR. BLUE: Our girl was nice. MR. PINK: Our girl was okay. She didn't do anything special. MR. BLONDE: What's something special, take ya in the kitchen and suck your dick? NICE GUY EDDIE: I'd go over twelve percent for that.