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I mean the overall quality of the event? To me it looked like some cheap country music chili cook off with all the tents they had set up. They made it a lot smaller and from what I hear, a lot of djs ditched Ultra because they were getting screwed over. A lot of people said that last year's ULtra sucked, but I think this one totally blew ass. Seemed like something big was missing out of the puzzle. I dunno. Anyone else agree?

Ditto! But thanks for responding. That would be great if you could pass on the info..... Mel

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Merry Christmas, guys

Hells yeah, I'll be there! I've been waiting for this event.

Is any body going to this? Just curious. http://theblissclub.com Mel

All the bums I run into say that they are veterans and that the place they want to stay at to sleep for the night and also get cleaned up at costs $8 and if I could loan them the money. I don't know if its true or not since they all say the same thing to me, but I don't have a problem giving. If anything, I will buy them food. Mel

All the bums I run into say that they are veterans and that the place they want to stay at to sleep for the night and also get cleaned up at costs $8 and if I could loan them the money. I don't know if its true or not since they all say the same thing to me, but I don't have a problem giving. If anything, I will buy them food. Mel

All the bums I run into say that they are veterans and that the place they want to stay at to sleep for the night and also get cleaned up at costs $8 and if I could loan them the money. I don't know if its true or not since they all say the same thing to me, but I don't have a problem giving. If anything, I will buy them food. Mel

All the bums I run into say that they are veterans and that the place they want to stay at to sleep for the night and also get cleaned up at costs $8 and if I could loan them the money. I don't know if its true or not since they all say the same thing to me, but I don't have a problem giving. If anything, I will buy them food. Mel

All the bums I run into say that they are veterans and that the place they want to stay at to sleep for the night and also get cleaned up at costs $8 and if I could loan them the money. I don't know if its true or not since they all say the same thing to me, but I don't have a problem giving. If anything, I will buy them food. Mel

Awwww, feel better guys.

Yeah...she's super sweet! I love working with her.

Awwww, you're so cute when you're trying to be a smart ass.

Is that this months issue? I have noooo clue. Mel

I am going to assume this month's issue or last month. I don't know. She said it was on page 55...its a picture of me and two other girls dressed up in Carnival Outfits.....

Well, I just got a call from a friend of mine saying that there is a picture of me when I danced for Galaxy Girl at EarthDance. I'm still at work, so does anyone have a copy of this month's issue to confirm? I tried to go to their site to see the article, but I can't locate it. Where could I pick up a copy? Can I get it at any bookstore or only a dj shop??? Lemme Know, Mel

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with his colleagues: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle''s Law(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time So we Need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at Which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let''s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of Souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of The volume in Hell because Boyle''s Law states that in order for the Temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to Expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Gibbons during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Awwww, I'm sorry sweetie. *hugs* Mel

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