emjay

that would be stymie.

lol...

poor smokesum was heart broken cause he didn't find u guys.

smokesum = tall

me

that was the guy he met at crobar right?

that was too funny.

lol...somehow i managed to remember where i put it. we left at around 6:30. didn't find him...i don't really remember what he looks like.

glad u had a good time. i'm definitely in for tonight. i'll call u later. btw...i don't have my phone...my friend took it home w/him.

lmao...i can't believe u actually walked around crobar asking people that.

hope ur ready for part 2 of the celebration tonight.

i think it's safe to say she had a good time. happy b'day babe

hey nmn, is that a mirror in ur pocket....cause i can totally see myself in ur pants.

so what ur saying is that u wouldn't bang her because she'd ruin ur pillow....right.

laugh

feathers

still to long...

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the sh*t out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f*cker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

lmao...u 2 r a match made in heaven.

salad

suck

lmao...