BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.