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emjay

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  1. sounds like you 2 are going to have a lot of hot kinky sex...
  2. no i don't...wasn't reese witherspoon's dog in legally blonde gay?
  3. i don't think they know the difference...i see male dogs mount each other all time.
  4. gabo, looks like he's all yours
  5. hi. i know...i'm part of that huge wave of newbies.
  6. not formerly known as anyone...i'm new.
  7. this literally made me laugh out loud...now everyone's looking at me like i'm retarded. make it a poll.
  8. i just finished reading the hopeless romatic thread and was thinking the same thing...no offense bullseye
  9. i do the same thing! i'm on 26 and madison...i hate work...i need a drink(s)
  10. LeBeau...i can't wait for the 3rd one...hope they have more characters from the comics...it would definitely make the movie better.
  11. what a hottie...definitely a keeper.
  12. emjay

    Meaw

    me too...i was trying to open something, clicked on the wrong page and opened one of these in front of an intern the other day
  13. agreed... but the question reminds me of a joke... An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice ass."
  14. A woman should know the 5 secrets to a great relationship: 1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie. 4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these four men never meet.
  15. I did this a while back...i almost went crazy trying to figure it out...it's the german, right?
  16. i have to disagree...she has a high pitched, squeeky voice...and the majority of her songs suck.
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