Perscription: MYLOTOX (antibiotical) 225 mg. 3X's daily SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: hypothermia, rash, fever, anal leakage, hair loss, vision impairment, sudden loss of hearing, sleep disorders, ingrown toenails, sudden loss of identity, strange tolerance for Bush Administation, heart palpitations, hunger, weight loss, weight gain, extra hitches in your getalong, mild paralysis of the lips, tongue, and throat, deep sense of existertial angst, longing for the 1950's, sleeplessness, anxiety, depression, desperation, devastation, deviation, suicidal tendencies, longing for the music of Suicidal Tendencies, congestion, runny nose, headache, backache, complete muscular atrophy, fondness for Janet Reno, indigestion, heartburn, exasperation, humiliation, public humiliation, fondness for public humiliation, fixation on the Social Security system, funky dreams, ill-advised decision-making regardig one's sleepmat, alcoholism, maternalism, and/or judgmentalism. CERTIAN SEXUAL SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: fetishism, dry humping, erectial dysfuntion, prolonged erection, dryness OTHERS HAVE EXPERIENCED: creationism, superhero like strength and a concurrent desire to pick up parked cars and toss them around like stones, body oder, night sweats, itchy, watery eyes, paranoia, dry mouth, constipation, irritability, dandruff, jock itch, inability to operate machinery, or motor vehicals, vomiting, nose bleed, acne, inability to use eating utensils, hemmoroids, and or carpal tunnel syndrrome. ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT POSSIBLE INTERACTION. DO NOT USE IF YOU ARE: taking anti-depressants, liver pills, on a MAOI inhibitor, using insulin, other antibiotics, tranquillizers, being treated for STD's, using common, everyday vitamins, breast feeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant, or have a urinary tract infection. Your doctor may perscribe a placebo, as certian side effects may occur. Ask your doctor if the placebo may cause side effects, and is safe to take with Mylotox. Mylotox is not for everone. Especially people under the age of fifteen, or over thirty, should not take Mylotox, as side effects may occur. Talk to your doctor about Mylotox, and see how a perscription can help you.
