Little Red Riding Hood was walking thru the forest, and came across Mr. Owl. Mr. Owl said, " Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going?" "I'm taking this basket of goodies to my grandmothers house", she replied. "Oh, Little Red, you better be careful. That big bad wolf will tear off your pretty red dress, and your little red panties, and fuck the hell out of you." "Na uh, I gotta gun.", she replied, and continued on her way. A while later, she came across Mr. Squirrel. " Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going?", he asked. "Oh, I'm taking this basket of goodies to my grandmothers house", she replied. "Oh, Little Red, you better be careful. That big bad wolf will tear off your pretty red dress, and your little red panties, and fuck the hell out of you." "Na uh, I gotta gun.", she replied, and continued on her way. A little later, she got to her grandmothers house and knocked on the door. Sure enough, the wolf answered the door and snatched her inside. "Aahhh, Little Red Riding Hood. Now I'm going to tear off your little red dress, tear off your little red panties, and fuck the hell outta you." "Na uh, I gotta gun, and your gonna eat me like the book said."