drdoom

You should take advantage of your friend's offer, as you are going to be soon unemployed, you muscle-devoid, balding, fat fuck. It is okay, I promise I won't go to Cody's. I am not that mean enough to humiliate you in front of your father.

I can't wait to fuck you up in front of your girl. When she starts crying, begging me to stop, I'm going to take your arm off, you annoying little twat.

They do a lot of PR now as well: http://www.ogilvy.com/

Actually before you start concealing your vast inferiority complex and numerous insecurities by employing your habitual yet very tiresome act of feigning to be somewhat significant; it is absolutely pertinent for you to stop and analyze the facts. While the truth may mar your ego, you must comprehend that you are not the only person who has contacts in the nightlife “industry”. Felix, who I ascertain does not work in anyway or form as a promoter, has several connections and assisted me in more than one occasion. This includes everything from having my name put on a list to see famous DJs spin at the big clubs to receiving free drinks at smaller venues. However of course, his simple acts of generosity cannot even compare to your incredible lifetime achievements, such as stalking Armand Van Helden at a Halloween costume shop, putting up videos on YouTube where you are proudly rambling on to ducks in an incoherent state, to that masterful PR move you pulled off, when you managed to coerce your cerebral peers that Pacha was now “underground” enough to hold your parties, despite the apparent fact that you used to disparage the club and other “big rooms” on a daily basis on several, different message-boards. Bravo - not even could Ogilvy & Mather have produced that spin! What I am trying to convey to you, is that you should have greater goals in life, than just being “industry”. I admit that I am often ignorant and confused at times, however I am unquestionably confident that there is much more to life than boasting to others on message-boards that there is a picture of you wearing a sombrero on party flyers. Cheers!

You are so fucking lucky my cup of piss tested positive for 4-hydroxytestosterone and I am not only suspended for our fight at Cielo, but for the next entire 9 months. I had an amazing training camp in Ludlow, demolishing "Napao" Gonzaga and Kaydup on a daily basis.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! Fuck that cocksucker Sergie! All the envelopes he gives me are short, and he expects me to give him a little taste now, just because his goomah lives on Arthur? If he comes to the sit down, I swear on my santo patrono, I will fucking bust his head wide open with a buttigghia of limoncello. And tell the Walrus to bring some braciole.

Belladonna, back off Misk. Not for nothing, she is a good earner. Do you want to be fitted for concrete shoes?

I didn't see the incident. I just knew that he is a better fighter than most that came from that show. While I don't hate him, I really don't like him as well, but that has to do more with the fact that's he eggplant. By the way, please be a good sport and tell me if it is safe now to read the Sopranos finale thread. I really prefer not to interupt the scholary debate between Belladonna and Misk.

Not trying to sound like an elitist dick, but w/ the exception of Rashad, I really hate everyone that came off that reality show.

She's not really Hispanic though - she's Argentinian. But I guess since she got porked by a Boricua, you can make the case . . .

Nice! Kongo and Cro Cop are going to kick the living shit out of each other -a hommage to K-1. Also, "Legionarius" Sakara is my man! It is great to see him finally get respect, and be put on greater cards.

Uwe Boll? Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You bragged to me that you got tickets to the Bloodrayne premiere in the city! Also, you took off work to watch the first afternoon showing of Ultraviolet. And you're right - MMA is more of a "white trash" sport than baseball.

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:rofl: DJ Stymie was fucking sick. He also gave everyone at my party goodie bags, which included everything from NO2s to hypodermic needles.

That's fucking right! We were hanging out for Steve Lawler. I remember between your 22nd and 23rd shot of Jager, you were bragging about how the Under Armour t-shirt you were wearing in showed off maximum tricep definition. You also told me that even though you are 6'2, 240 lbs, you only wear shirts in size small to intimidate everyone from the gym to dance circles.

France destroyed all of the Lusitanic people this summer. Great defending by Roberto Carlos right here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0xbPZN_HJ4&mode=related&search=

Great program! I found the highlights of it on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUipIXhBtU

Coolo, how much TAP OUT gear does he have?

Can you blame Dana? PRIDE always was the better promotion. Just take a look at the UFC's heavyweight division before the merger - it was a fucking joke.

Cool, I was right! Now I can be like Haze and Misk, and brag that I know what's going to happen in the finale because my brother is a caterer on the set and I visited Colagero in jail.

Cash me in.

Not yet . . . but it is inevitable. You don't need to be a shaman to predict what's coming next: Saturday - studied for LSAT, ran 5 miles, downloaded the entire fifth season of Transformers, went to Westchester for wings yum yum yum

If there is a higher power out there, may He show us mercy on this blessed, beautiful day by sparing us from Ante outlining his weekend schedule.