dragonphi76

just joined, i know i'm late.........but i got it!!!!! fuckin hillarious, especially when you try it drunk.

I thought it was funny too!!!!!!!

cannibalistic tendencies? that's really sexxxxxxy......Question: Would you like that if it happened to you?

maha.......you so sweet!!!!!! But 2 the dude who wrote the original thread: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

(this is not exact wording, but yall will get the point) the nun at the school asked the question: Which part of your body goes to heavens first? Suzy raised her hand and said, " I think your hands go first." "Why is that?", the nun asked. "Because when you pray you put your hands in front of you so God takes your hands first." "Good answer.", said the nun. Lil Johnny raised his hand and said, "I think its your legs." "Why is that?", the nun asked reluctantly. Lil Johnny said, "Well, I went in mommy and daddy's room last night and mommy had her legs straight in the air. She was screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!!" If daddy hadn't pinned her down, we woulda lost her!" The nun fainted.

i felt bad for me too, but that was 5+ years ago so........ DRINK UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH........BURN ONE 2

dude......that sucks. but check this shit out: 21st b-day at the club. had too much to drink. my homegirl said something to me and when i opened my mouth to answer i earled........all over her face and clothes . coulda swore words were supposed to come out.... fucked up, huh?