ryan2772

in a couple of weeks, you're gonna have some little kitten knock on your door, wanting to meet its daddy mister better not be a deadbeat dad

he was DEFINITELY getting laid

;D A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!....... How much water did you drink?!!"

happy bday and come baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

how long's this set? i gotta go eat

i'll definitely see them when they tour for this album

i'm in ;D

laguna beach....again, the hot chicks, of course

i like it a lot, just listened to it today, in fact. ;D

i almost didn't

i've seen video of both on id&t's website...looks incredible, those dutch bastards love their dance music black party, EVERYONE wears black, white party, white.

i've always wondered why french perfume/cologne is called "eau de toilette"

I lost my bullet when i was in austraila and i lost my other one when in Amsterdam I need a new one ;D it seems as if you're not very responsible. have a friend get a new one.

after chus got off i shook his hand and asked him to come to miami, they'll be at envy on saturday march 26th. the waves were great. we spent saturday afternoon in a bar on jaco beach watching people surf, drinking and drinking (and drinking). then we chased some iguanas around. ;D

wow man that's badass i'm gonna get down there someday....

hahahahahahahahaha ;D

oh, it's REAL big. TRUST ME.

holy shit hahahahahahahahaha

I LOVE HER

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

You must fly a ton to get that many free miles. Any airline you fly that much on will give you that kind of benefit. British Airways is the nicest international flight I've been on. Jetblue and Southwest are the nicest domestic flights... i just flew on taca, it was alright

(i think) no he meant that it's sad that the airline industry is falling apart

yeah man the whole trip was awesome. we also did an ATV tour up a mountain/coffee plantation, went to jaco one day, chilled at a bar there on the beach. at night i went to vertigo, and the other night we went to a bar district called pueblo, that kinda sucked for me, no gusto musica latina, but oh well, had an incredible time

some chus & ceballos mix ;D