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ryan2772

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  1. i don't know how anyone can respect anything you say with a screenname like that. sorry buddy boy, i dont come on here often and i dont come on here to gain "respect" :. Its fun to hear you guys rant and go back and fourth. My appologies to you for the music/dj's i like. If i may ask, what do you listen to? come on man, just breaking your balls a little. and i listen to everything. Hey im well aware of that , no hard feelings here. reading the posts and ocasionally posting gets me thru the day here at work sometimes. You guys are lucky, my original idea for a screen name was GORGEACOSTAFAN. 8) now go get your fuckin shinebox.
  2. i'm actually thinking about suing them too.
  3. ;D you sonofabitch, i should've known.
  4. someone did this to me yesterday, freaked me out!
  5. if you would've asked me 10 years ago where i think i would be in 10 years, there is no possible way to imagine that i'd be where i'm at now. so there is no answer to this question. there's aboslutely no way to predict the way your life will turn out. i hate getting asked that question in interviews. i always answer it the same way, which isn't exactly what the interviewer wants to hear.
  6. i don't know how anyone can respect anything you say with a screenname like that. sorry buddy boy, i dont come on here often and i dont come on here to gain "respect" :. Its fun to hear you guys rant and go back and fourth. My appologies to you for the music/dj's i like. If i may ask, what do you listen to? come on man, just breaking your balls a little. and i listen to everything.
  7. i don't know how anyone can respect anything you say with a screenname like that.
  8. did just that on my first date with my lady ;D
  9. i went to coral gables a couple of years ago, it was amazing!
  10. Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Kenny, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Kenny was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Kenny was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Kenny, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never" replies Kenny. "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Kenny, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed!
  11. i just had a cupcake at my 2 year old nephew's birthday jam!
  12. just call me fistface, i suppose.
  13. Ryan, hope you have a blast in Finland, bring me back a genuine platinum blonde please. just got here. apparently no one told these people that it's summer.
  14. i think you people are lying. the website refuses to work.
  15. ok now the damn thing is ruined. i don't even want to see it anymore.
  16. what the fuck are you people talking about?
  17. the page won't open for me
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