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  1. Paul Oakenfold & Sandra Collins

    in Miami

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    I heard Oakenfold was a Hip Hop dj these days.

    i don't know how anyone can respect anything you say with a screenname like that.

    sorry buddy boy, i dont come on here often and i dont come on here to gain "respect" ::). Its fun to hear you guys rant and go back and fourth. My appologies to you for the music/dj's i like. If i may ask, what do you listen to?

    come on man, just breaking your balls a little. and i listen to everything.

    Hey im well aware of that ;), no hard feelings here. reading the posts and ocasionally posting gets me thru the day here at work sometimes.

    You guys are lucky, my original idea for a screen name was GORGEACOSTAFAN. 8)

    now go get your fuckin shinebox.

  6. Where do you picture your self in 10 years??

    in Useless Blabber

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    if you would've asked me 10 years ago where i think i would be in 10 years, there is no possible way to imagine that i'd be where i'm at now. so there is no answer to this question. there's aboslutely no way to predict the way your life will turn out.

    i hate getting asked that question in interviews. i always answer it the same way, which isn't exactly what the interviewer wants to hear.

  8. Paul Oakenfold & Sandra Collins

    in Miami

    Posted

    I heard Oakenfold was a Hip Hop dj these days.

    i don't know how anyone can respect anything you say with a screenname like that.

    sorry buddy boy, i dont come on here often and i dont come on here to gain "respect" ::). Its fun to hear you guys rant and go back and fourth. My appologies to you for the music/dj's i like. If i may ask, what do you listen to?

    come on man, just breaking your balls a little. and i listen to everything.

  11. Where is the Sexiest Party...?

    in Miami

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    Van Dyke Cafe Lincoln Rd. Live Jazz upstairs 7 nights a week.

    Relaxed environment, small and cozy with the best music in town. World class jazz of all genres. Nice place for an intimate evening with the missus.

    did just that on my first date with my lady ;D

  13. funny joke

    in Useless Blabber

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    Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Kenny, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Kenny was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Kenny was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Kenny, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never" replies Kenny. "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Kenny, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed!

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