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  2. What's The Point?

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    here's another:

    "See, I'm a dreamer, man. And when I was a cook I'd always work with people who weren't dreamers. Like, I was cooking at this restaurant and I put a hot dog on the grill and my kitchen manager came over, and he said, "Mitch, put the hot dog up here, in the right hand corner of the grill, so in case you get a whole bunch of orders at once you have all this space available." See, that's how I knew he wasn't a dreamer, 'cause the day I give up my dreams is the day I have strategic grill locations. A dreamer has a philosophy: the entire grill is hot. "

    one of my favorite comics, shame he passed on...

    ahh mitch hedburg!!! dude i totally knew who you were talking about....that guy was so unique. like most geniuses, died way too early. :'(

  5. What's The Point?

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    I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said, "Alright, well, put some lettuce on it," which she did. She said, "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." And they said, "All right, well, then it's free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the Steak Fajita Sub - but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

    whoa

  14. Americans in Lebanon are being resuced by...

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    the ship has cocktail waitresses on it. it has champagne glasses on it. whatever cruise line it is, it's probably doing it's best to make its passengers comfortable and happy. these people have had a rough couple of days, some relaxation isn't such a horrible thing. and again, the cruise ship has the amenities already on board, why is it so wrong to use them?

  17. Vote in 2008 for....

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    read the message clearly when you click on a link....

    Internal Server Error

    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@g-daddy.groped.us and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

    Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

    odd email address, wouldn't you say?

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