funkateer

...please go to the Drama Board everyone thank u and have a nice day

I have neither the energy nor the time to refute such an unfounded charge, so let me repeat an earlier post on this matter. enjoy DEAR ASS-CLOWN, FUNKETEER, don't believe we've been formally introduced, so let me introduce myself, i'm FUNKATEER. Nice of you to copy my screen-name, Ass-Monkey. But don't misunderstand, i'm not sore; really i'm not. I look at you as kind of like Funkateer-'lite'; a low-budget, ghetto, stunt-double version of the real thing. Comprendez? How about you add Jr. to end of your screen-name, Junior? So as to not confuse folks as to who is who? How do you like that? SO WHERE'S THE CONFUSION?

i like it.. and i also like the way you play for the the NJ Nets

bro, where did u learn to mix? I would've rather listened to Christopher Reeve spin with his feet, than be subjected to this crap. Talk about scrambled eggs...i'm actually hungry after listening to this garbage. next time, try starting with a few easier songs to mix, like the 'Barney Song' or the theme from 'Sesame St.'

Tenaglia-Athens is the best in my book, especially the opening track

DEAR ASS-CLOWNS, FUNKETEER, don't believe we've been formally introduced, so let me introduce myself, i'm FUNKATEER. Nice of you to copy my screen-name, Ass-Monkey. But don't misunderstand, i'm not sore; really i'm not. I look at you as kind of like Funkateer-'lite'; a low-budget, ghetto, stunt-double version of the real thing. Comprendez? How about you add Jr. to end of your screen-name, Junior? So as to not confuse folks as to who is who? How do you like that? I must say that i've already had the pleasure of meeting your 'significant other' ,Phillip. I get the feeling that you both are very close (much closer than i'm sure the rest of us would like to know about). Regardless, he seems like a charming fellow. I'm sorry to hear about the unfortunate situation regarding his mother and his father(s)-several primates? (see my earlier post to him). I think he's slightly in denial on the matter. Question for you, Funketeer-when you & Phillip pass a fruit stand, does he start jumping up& down uncontrollably when he catches the scent of bananas? Was he first in line for 'King Kong'? Does he fall on the ground, scratch his ass & in lick his privates in front of company? Look here, both you Dingleberries. The both of you are about as siginficant as the sweat on my balls. Not sure why i'm even wasting precious seconds on both of you. But, Congrats, you pulled me in. Umm, u know what? That was wrong of me, that's a terrible way to introduce myself. I want to say i'm sorry if i offended either of you. And i apologize for some of my earlier language. You both seem like 'swell' guys, golly-wolly. Let's be friends. To show you that's there's truly no hard feelings, i'm even going to post a picture of the both of you, that Phillip sent me. It's from when you guys performed together. Question for you guys, which one is which?

Wow..that really sux. NYC has changed. The days of the big-time clubs & scenes (Tunnel, SF, Twilo) are really over for those that remember those places at their peak. Remember how many times each of these places either got shut down by NYPD or even made the paper (negatively), just before they shut for good? And back of my mind, i keep thinking that if Pacha takes off and really becomes the next big spot, maybe they'd even bring back JP for Sat nites. Have a feeling, even if they did, wouldn't be same scene or vibe as SF, because of the new 'no tolerance' stance being taken by NYC.

that is pretty funny. I tend to agree tho, i'm sure this is not the first for Pacha, and pretty damn sure it won't be the last. Heck, i'm pretty confident i'll be doing something that could be considered illegal in there.

Skylab, hello there Sir, don't believe we've met. Thanks for your thoughts, didn't mean to annoy you. But just in case i did, let me truthfully, honestly, whole-heartedly, uncategorically tell you to FUCK OFF!!! P.S. From your signature, i see that you work or promote for Fleet? Huge favor-Could you order me some new checks? Funky

Not sure who this trewy cat is or what the story is, but if he's doin a bid, i'm sure by this point, he's had his colon 'cleaned' more than once, if u know what i'm gettin at.

Why yes.. u too are correct, sir. Very difficult to imitiate, thus why i do not try to. But thanks for ur thoughts Question for you, if you wouldn't mind answering, Phillip Am i correct in what i'm hearing regarding your real father(s)? Rumor has it that your mom was gang-raped by a pack of silver-back mountain gorillas while working for her days wage in the Hills of Equador. Thus that monobrow that runs across your forehead. And that hair on your back, so long, u can braid it. And why that thick tongue of yours bounces around your mouth like a rubber ball. How about this? Next time, think before you type, Kong. I hope we won't have to discuss this further, but if you'd like to, please respond. Funky

how was the setting upstairs? resemble SF of old? How about when u first walk in, up the stairs to where everyone pays? As much as i loved the main dancefloor, i also loved just chillin out upstairs, or sitting on the main stairs. wow, so many memories will be revisited once i step back in that place

don't forget about the drags, tho they pretty much go where JP goes

Wow..well look at that..you are a cool cat. Yes you are sir. To think..when we first met, i incorrectly referred to you as a 'drop of water'. I said you looked and acted as strange as a $2 bill. And now look at you-you've grown by leaps and bounds. By golly, u r cool. I'm so proud of you. keep it up, you big cool guy, you

ahhh...my bad.... little early in the morning to be typing. Good catch, Slappy