chula22 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless.The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday." Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge.That very evening, Fred noticed that George's bedroom shades were up. Upon closer inspection, he notices George's wife in the act of performing oral sex.The very next day Fred calls out to George, "Hey, George, I saw your wife giving you a blow-job last night.George replies, "Hahaha. Liar! I wasn't home last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Im sorry....but please....for the love of all that is evil...dont tell that joke ever again....thats almost as bad as"What goes Black , White , Thump, Thump, Red ?""A Nun falling down the stairs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by gothzane Im sorry....but please....for the love of all that is evil...dont tell that joke ever again....thats almost as bad as"What goes Black , White , Thump, Thump, Red ?""A Nun falling down the stairs." yeah, and my name's George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 A guy goes to church for confession.While hes in the booth the priest says...."My son...I must use the rest room...yet gods work must not go undone...please...take my place for just a moment."The man faithfully accepts the priests sacred quest to take a piss.Before the priest leaves he instructs the man to read his notes for proper attonement for each confessed sin.After some time and hordes of boring confessions a woman stumbles into the confession booth and begins to beg for forgiveness for giving her husbands friend a blowjob.Panicing the man flips through the books of attonements without previal. Qucikly he peeks outside the door of the confession booth searching for the priest when he spots an alterboy."Hey kid...cmere!""Yeah?""What does the father give for a blowjob?""Milk and Cookies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fantazy Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 A hot women goes to a priest for confession.W: -Father I called a man a Motherfucker.F: -That is a sin, but what did he do to deserve thatW: -He hugged me.F: Hugs her - Like this? But that is not the reason to call him that.W: -And then he kissed me.F: -kisses her - like this? Thats not reason enough to call a man that.W: -Yes but then he started undressing me.F: -Like this? undresses her. still not reason enoughW: -And then he put his, you know what, you know where.F: -Like this? goes into her, still nothing bad enough.W: - And then he told me that he has STD's.F: -MOOOOOOOOOTHEFUCKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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