bionic Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by fierydesire OOOOOOOOOOOOO I would love to tell, but some things are better left untold...some of you may find out if I speak to ya;)sowwwy:tongue: well ok....just a tab bit of infoI will give more clues, I was sprawled out on my bed....she was behind me and I hd no clue what was going on..just listening to tunes....and boooooomm...inserting occurred...she ripped my pants off and the object she inserted..haha I will not disclose;) My Guess: A LampShove the lamp up my ass, shove the lamp up my ass, turn it on, MAKE ME CUM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by bionic My Guess: A LampShove the lamp up my ass, shove the lamp up my ass, turn it on, MAKE ME CUM!!! nope...a lamp would be too big...a bit smaller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 Originally posted by fierydesire nope...a lamp would be too big...a bit smaller... I hope you were at least properly lubricated...isn't that what they always tell...lubrication is the key.....damn I would have been jumping in any case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 hehe i have a couple stories for you guys...one is really mean thoughwe got strippers once and we used bottles and all types of vegetables, but then we broke out Buzz Lightyear...It's this figurine that moves his arm up and down and screams, "I am Buzz Lightyear, I am Buzz Lightyear." Well anyway this other stripper put a condom on my foot and made me shove it in there. I dunno wtf happened but her pussy clamped my foot and started doin some weird shit that felt realllllllly good lol. She also smoked cigarettes out of that thing and did some other funky shit.There was another time were my friend let a whole bunch of us watch him use a cucumber on this girl... I know its messed up and all but wtf it wasnt me... We were at a friends house and she was gettin it with the cucumber and then he tried to put it in her ass lmao and she jumped so high and started screamin at him... So that ended quickly when she saw like 3 of us watching and laughing.Another time this girl was talking shit to my friend so he got pissed and ripped paper up into lil pieces. While he was fingering her he shoved the papers in and she had no clue. I feel so bad for telling this story but i figured i would share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 omfg origskeemr... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by linabina omfg origskeemr... LOL lol yeh my friends are pretty bad lolP.S. Did I tell you Happy B-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by origskeemr lol yeh my friends are pretty bad lolP.S. Did I tell you Happy B-day LOL! ummm... actually... u did.. but i wouldnt mind hearing it for the 973965948069798 time!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by origskeemr hehe i have a couple stories for you guys...one is really mean thoughwe got strippers once and we used bottles and all types of vegetables, but then we broke out Buzz Lightyear...It's this figurine that moves his arm up and down and screams, "I am Buzz Lightyear, I am Buzz Lightyear." Well anyway this other stripper put a condom on my foot and made me shove it in there. I dunno wtf happened but her pussy clamped my foot and started doin some weird shit that felt realllllllly good lol. She also smoked cigarettes out of that thing and did some other funky shit.There was another time were my friend let a whole bunch of us watch him use a cucumber on this girl... I know its messed up and all but wtf it wasnt me... We were at a friends house and she was gettin it with the cucumber and then he tried to put it in her ass lmao and she jumped so high and started screamin at him... So that ended quickly when she saw like 3 of us watching and laughing.Another time this girl was talking shit to my friend so he got pissed and ripped paper up into lil pieces. While he was fingering her he shoved the papers in and she had no clue. I feel so bad for telling this story but i figured i would share. :rolleyes: btw~~~>who's the girl with the paper girl? i never heard this story......i hope it wasn't me!!! lmao....maybe that's why i never heard it!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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origskeemr Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by misk :rolleyes: btw~~~>who's the girl with the paper girl? i never heard this story......i hope it wasn't me!!! lmao....maybe that's why i never heard it!!!!!!!! nope nope this was the work of Mr. Imbruglia you never made it to him lol oh yeh you did lmfao... I just thought of sumptin... Am I the only one of my group that hasnt hooked up with you I think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by origskeemr nope nope this was the work of Mr. Imbruglia you never made it to him lol oh yeh you did lmfao... I just thought of sumptin... Am I the only one of my group that hasnt hooked up with you I think so well that's a hell of a thing to post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeeeeez....could u portray me in any worse of a light! lol................people people....it's not how it sounds!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by misk well that's a hell of a thing to post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeeeeez....could u portray me in any worse of a light! lol................people people....it's not how it sounds!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao:laugh: omg i didnt mean it to sound like that lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 i stick a jdm STI shiftknob in a girls ear before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 OMFG...that was just wrong:laugh: pieces of paper and buzz light year....WTF were you dudes thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by fierydesire OMFG...that was just wrong:laugh: pieces of paper and buzz light year....WTF were you dudes thinking? lmao honestly the Buzz Lightyear was just sittin on the table when they started puttin the bottles in... Then someone had a bright idea with the Buzz Lighyear, i think it was the kids house lil cousins toy lmao... The paper shit was just Dead Wrong my boy just didnt give a fuck and he is a clown... The girl was talkin shit like she was some prize, so he did what he did. We always wondered if she ever found out cause that shit just doesnt fall out like the snow at Exit when Kiss drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by origskeemr Another time this girl was talking shit to my friend so he got pissed and ripped paper up into lil pieces. While he was fingering her he shoved the papers in and she had no clue. I feel so bad for telling this story but i figured i would share. Thats so fuckin hillarious, because its so random. Paper?WTF? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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