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1. Thou shall remember thy username and password.

2. Honor thy moderators.

3. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's password, nor his or her real name, computer, software, nor any other thing belonging to him or her.

4. Thou shall not post messages that are stupid, worthless, or have no meaning. (aka the Dgat rule)

5. Thou shall use the English language properly.

6. Thou shall spell thy words correctly whenever possible.

7. Thou shall not post anonymously when offering criticism or make up a new username.

8. Thou shall keep thy foul language to thyself.

9. Woe be unto the user who attempt to crash thy CP, for he or she shall be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and must repent by doing 40 days and 40 nights of penance of voice-only communications.

10. Thou shall not post while under the influence.

11. If thou doth promise to reply to a message and thou doth not, then surely thou shall spill beer into thy keyboard and burn out thy central processing chip.

12. Thou shall not giveth any false information, for verily it is written that whosoever shall do so will surely be found out and thy welcome on all boards will be thus denied forever and ever.

13. Thou shall not ask stupid questions that are already fully explained and answered in the previous post. (aka The “What’s happening this weekend & what are the cool clubs?†rule)

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Originally posted by shroomy

7.Thou shall not post anonymously when offering criticism or make up a new username.

Yeah- who would do something like that (gaypodisback). :rolleyes:

Watch out for the new CP imposters:

Phrankanation

Digital8

Sobetim

MimiC

DayStar

CCFlux

Aerotraino

Mang

geoffreyacasta2

kewljunkie

Pad

TraceyG5

Somelimit

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Originally posted by joeygk

Yeah- who would do something like that (gaypodisback). :rolleyes:

Watch out for the new CP imposters:

Phrankanation

Digital8

Sobetim

MimiC

DayStar

CCFlux

Aerotraino

Mang

geoffreyacasta2

kewljunkie

Pad

TraceyG5

Somelimit

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

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Can't post under the influence - F*K

Oh no - I just used foul language - arse.

Did it again...

Oh - and While i here that guy who posts for Level Purple-some-shit is a complete fuckwit.

Wish Clibplunets had a spellchecker

oops........

Anyway - whats happening this weekend????

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Originally posted by joeygk

Yeah- who would do something like that (gaypodisback). :rolleyes:

Watch out for the new CP imposters:

Phrankanation

Digital8

Sobetim

MimiC

DayStar

CCFlux

Aerotraino

Mang

geoffreyacasta2

kewljunkie

Pad

TraceyG5

Somelimit

That's some funny shit, Joey!!!:laugh:

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Originally posted by shroomy

1. Thou shall remember thy username and password.

2. Honor thy moderators.

3. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's password, nor his or her real name, computer, software, nor any other thing belonging to him or her.

4. Thou shall not post messages that are stupid, worthless, or have no meaning. (aka the Dgat rule)

5. Thou shall use the English language properly.

6. Thou shall spell thy words correctly whenever possible.

7. Thou shall not post anonymously when offering criticism or make up a new username.

8. Thou shall keep thy foul language to thyself.

9. Woe be unto the user who attempt to crash thy CP, for he or she shall be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and must repent by doing 40 days and 40 nights of penance of voice-only communications.

10. Thou shall not post while under the influence.

11. If thou doth promise to reply to a message and thou doth not, then surely thou shall spill beer into thy keyboard and burn out thy central processing chip.

12. Thou shall not giveth any false information, for verily it is written that whosoever shall do so will surely be found out and thy welcome on all boards will be thus denied forever and ever.

13. Thou shall not ask stupid questions that are already fully explained and answered in the previous post. (aka The “What’s happening this weekend & what are the cool clubs?” rule)

u stole my joke, punk!

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