mimid Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 WHO IS JACK SCHITT??? The Schitt Family History is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Hello, anyone there. Does anyone besids myself think this shit is funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 ...i have seen this before, but it gets better all the time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 ...i have seen this before, but it gets better all the time.... This is the 1st time I am introduced to this joke... I'm so behind huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by mimid This is the 1st time I am introduced to this joke... I'm so behind huh? no no no....but people are always sending me "chistes"...but like i said, still a classic mimi!! i like i likeregards,Piza Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 hello mimi...i've posted this before. i even have a link to a flash presentation of it. it's hilarious!http://www.twistedhumor.com/program_files/knowjackschitt.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 no no no....but people are always sending me "chistes"...but like i said, still a classic mimi!! i like i likeregards,Piza Shit Thank you, Thank youReguards,Dip Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 :laugh: I thought it was funny. First time I have seen it.(most of the jokes my friends send I end up deleting...maybe that's why) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 LMAO .. that SHIT was funny! .. waacka, waacka, waacka!I liked that AVI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted May 3 Author Report Share Posted May 3 Originally posted by phrankadelic hello mimi...i've posted this before. i even have a link to a flash presentation of it. it's hilarious!http://www.twistedhumor.com/program_files/knowjackschitt.html Shush.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 zip it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Bull Schitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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