phrankadelic Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 The Husband Mall A friend of mine told me about this new Husband Shopping Center where a woman could go to choose from among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find a man as a prospective husband. First floor, the door had a sign saying : "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up". So up they go. Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up? Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they go. Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they go. Fifth floor: The sign on this door said "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat0ny Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 AHAHAHHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 :laugh: ....get ready for the negative backlash from the ladies on this board...but still a good joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 :laugh: AINT THAT THE TROOF !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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