dgmodel Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex! Top 10 Places to have sex: 1. In your bed 2. In your parents bed 3. In his car 4. On a washing machine, while running 5. In a hot tub 6. On a beach, down in the sand 7. On a comfy couch with the TV on 8. On a waterbed 9. A plane bathroom 10. **In the rain** Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: 1. In the movies 2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! 3. In front of all of your friends 4. In a phonebooth 5. In your best friend's bed 6. At Grandma's house 7. At school 8. In your dirty basement 9. In the street 10. ON-LINE** Top three things to say before having sex: 1. I love you (but only if you mean it) 2. Rock my world 3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top three things NOT to say before having sex: 1. Is this gunna hurt? 2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times... 3. Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: 1. Are you sure this was you're first time? 2. Gotta cigarette? 3. Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: 1. That was IT?? 2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya 3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endo Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 and every day that ends with a "day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by dgmodel Top 10 Places to have sex: ((i need to try these))4. On a washing machine, while running 5. In a hot tub 9. A plane bathroom 10. **In the rain** Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: 5. In your best friend's bed ((sorry lol))Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: 1. That was IT?? (((*is it ok to "THINK" it? lol))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantazy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 dude,sex while driving a car is the best. immatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 the thing about hot tubs is that having sex underwater isn't as fun as it sounds... in my (limited) experience with aqua-sex, i've found the water tends to wash away some of the 'natural lubrication.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by dgmodel Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: 1. In the movies 2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! 4. In a phonebooth 5. In your best friend's bed 7. At school 9. In the street Looks like I've violated a few of those.....Anyway, I agree with the hot tub observation. The only underwater sex I've had that was somewhat gratifying was in the ocean, but it's a real pain in the ass to hold someone up when you're about to orgasm, even if they weigh less than usual. Something about legs giving out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by wideskies the thing about hot tubs is that having sex underwater isn't as fun as it sounds... in my (limited) experience with aqua-sex, i've found the water tends to wash away some of the 'natural lubrication.' True... your lube is replaced by water, which is not nearly so slippery... it feels very strange imo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ds424 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 i think the best one is having sex on a pool table!!@!!@!!@!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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