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You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

Thanksgiving,

Tuesday,

Thursday,

Today,

Tomorrow,

Thaturday?

Thunday?

Every Thucking day!

Sex is:

like Nokia (connecting people)

like Nike (Just do it)

like Pepsi (ask for more)

like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

like me (too good to be true)

Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5

years of bad sex!

Top 10 Places to have sex:

1. In your bed

2. In your parents bed

3. In his car

4. On a washing machine, while running

5. In a hot tub

6. On a beach, down in the sand

7. On a comfy couch with the TV on

8. On a waterbed

9. A plane bathroom

10. **In the rain**

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

1. In the movies

2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

3. In front of all of your friends

4. In a phonebooth

5. In your best friend's bed

6. At Grandma's house

7. At school

8. In your dirty basement

9. In the street

10. ON-LINE**

Top three things to say before having sex:

1. I love you (but only if you mean it)

2. Rock my world

3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top three things NOT to say before having sex:

1. Is this gunna hurt?

2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...

3. Are you sure it's on there?

Top 3 things to say after sex:

1. Are you sure this was you're first time?

2. Gotta cigarette?

3. Wanna do it again?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

1. That was IT??

2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya

3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!

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Originally posted by dgmodel

Top 10 Places to have sex: ((i need to try these))

4. On a washing machine, while running

5. In a hot tub

9. A plane bathroom

10. **In the rain**

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

5. In your best friend's bed ((sorry lol))

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:

1. That was IT?? (((*is it ok to "THINK" it? lol)))

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Originally posted by dgmodel

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

1. In the movies

2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

4. In a phonebooth

5. In your best friend's bed

7. At school

9. In the street

Looks like I've violated a few of those.....

Anyway, I agree with the hot tub observation. The only underwater sex I've had that was somewhat gratifying was in the ocean, but it's a real pain in the ass to hold someone up when you're about to orgasm, even if they weigh less than usual. Something about legs giving out....

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Originally posted by wideskies

the thing about hot tubs is that having sex underwater isn't as fun as it sounds... in my (limited) experience with aqua-sex, i've found the water tends to wash away some of the 'natural lubrication.'

True... your lube is replaced by water, which is not nearly so slippery... it feels very strange imo...

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