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(this is why porn is funny:)

WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED FROM PORN:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than

satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange

man, she will not scream with embarassment, but rather

insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in

the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding

ticket.

10. All women make noise..

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was

a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man

is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly

on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each

other (and the girl isn't disgusted).

16. Double penetration makes a woman smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having

sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the

shit out of you if you shove your cock in his

girlfriends mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really

excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from

her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off

before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches....or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's

important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a

satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they

open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always

place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling

woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

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Those had me Laughing hysterically :laugh::D

Especially #'s 5, 11, 13, 20, 23, 25, and 30!

Porn is funny b/c it's ridiculously unreal. The people are either slutty and nasty or model-like but used. It's such another world, that's why it's hilarious :3some:

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Originally posted by wideskies

(this is why porn is funny:)

WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED FROM PORN:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than

satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange

man, she will not scream with embarassment, but rather

insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in

the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding

ticket.

10. All women make noise..

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was

a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man

is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly

on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each

other (and the girl isn't disgusted).

16. Double penetration makes a woman smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having

sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the

shit out of you if you shove your cock in his

girlfriends mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really

excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from

her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off

before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches....or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's

important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a

satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they

open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always

place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling

woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

OMG to funny :laugh:

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what i find funny and at the same time a little upset with is the fact that u have these good looking women having sex with the most ugly middle aged men, i mean the guys should at least be younger and handsome to make it more realisitc

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