cool2223423123 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Any takes on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 (this is why porn is funny:)WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED FROM PORN: 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women make noise.. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted). 16. Double penetration makes a woman smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches....or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Those had me Laughing hysterically Especially #'s 5, 11, 13, 20, 23, 25, and 30!Porn is funny b/c it's ridiculously unreal. The people are either slutty and nasty or model-like but used. It's such another world, that's why it's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by wideskies (this is why porn is funny:)WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED FROM PORN: 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women make noise.. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted). 16. Double penetration makes a woman smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches....or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. OMG to funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 There is no plot to these movies..Hey we are going to the fuckfest!Although i have never seen a porn where a mailman is delievering mail and the girlie is like C'mon on lets FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffieb Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 porno is funny b/c we know we would never be able to perform those sexual acts they do. well maybe not EVERYONE . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 Porn is funny...and boring too. I can't watch one for more than 10 minutes...it gets repetitive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool2223423123 Posted June 4 Author Report Share Posted June 4 I think I figured out why porn is funny.Cause you are judging the porno stars as being unworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 ahh theres some good porn out there really...but most porn does come drama freethats why its porn...and not a home video.http://www.private.com <- good porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 you forgot to add all pizza delivery people, men or women, are ready for sex as well as every waiter and waitress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 Originally posted by gothzane http://www.private.com <- good porn they make good clothes too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
progressive2 Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 what i find funny and at the same time a little upset with is the fact that u have these good looking women having sex with the most ugly middle aged men, i mean the guys should at least be younger and handsome to make it more realisitc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Because it's so unrealistic, and usually stupid to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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