chat log of the "return of bump chat"

[atomicapples]

flooed: mister sal

GorgeousSal: tony

flooed: germany

GorgeousSal: china.

GorgeousSal: what are you doing?

flooed: russia

GorgeousSal: spaion

GorgeousSal: spain

flooed: i cant tak a shwoer~!

flooed: my tub is all fucke dup

flooed: i need to take one bad

GorgeousSal: if you cant talk then why did you im me?

GorgeousSal: im busy too...

GorgeousSal: barrons, laundry, loading machines...

GorgeousSal: what happend to you???

GorgeousSal: niiice.... ttyl

flooed: what?

flooed: huh?

GorgeousSal: i said what happend to the gym?

flooed: i went to get a haircut today

flooed: ohh

GorgeousSal: i konw...

flooed: i ended up not going

flooed: cuz it wa soo nice outside

flooed: who else is in here?

flooed: this shit is mad gay

flooed: did you get your shit back up and running?

GorgeousSal: nobody is in here...

GorgeousSal: i just left it on in the corner... then i saw your name pop up... so i came back... trying to do mad shit at once...

flooed: mad people in here

GorgeousSal: <~~~burning out..

flooed: really?

GorgeousSal: shit is up and running just check this out...

flooed: what...

GorgeousSal: listen as to how wierd my comp is..

GorgeousSal: i hoook up my cdr and cdrom... and one works but the other doesnt...

flooed: *listening *

*** UseYurBrain has left the chat.

flooed: jumpers?

flooed: ?

GorgeousSal: i change there location on the ide chain... and then the oppoiste one works...

GorgeousSal: i change the ide cables...

GorgeousSal: and then still one works but the other doesnt...

GorgeousSal: should i fuck with the jumpers?

GorgeousSal: and does it make a dif. what location on the chain they are?

flooed: did you fuck with the jumpers at all?

GorgeousSal: nopes.

flooed: master should be the one closest to the MB

flooed: slaver should be at the end of the cable

GorgeousSal: okay strike one.

GorgeousSal: okay strike two.

GorgeousSal: okay ih ave it reverse...

flooed: bam

GorgeousSal: so if change that... theoretically it should work fine then?

flooed: there you go

flooed: yes

GorgeousSal: and dont fuck with the jumpers right?

flooed: yes

GorgeousSal: leave the jumpers alone... and just hcange the physical location on the chain?

GorgeousSal: aiight cool.

GorgeousSal: will do...

GorgeousSal: grrrr!

flooed: yes

flooed: a+

GorgeousSal: me and IT are like gays and vagine...

flooed: in action

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: lmao

GorgeousSal: <~~~CompTIA

flooed: im bored

GorgeousSal: CCNA!!!

flooed: <~~~ going back to ebay

GorgeousSal: i have to do this ebay shit... too...

GorgeousSal: grrr... i wish there was like an 13th hour which would then give us 26hrs in a day...

GorgeousSal: and iw ish we could run on like 15 min naps and maybe 3hr slumber periods...

GorgeousSal: we could accomplish so much more in a day...

flooed: yes

*** Danysh2002 has left the chat.

GorgeousSal: grrr... such a waste...

GorgeousSal: you know whats funnier... we keep boring these ppl out of the room

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: yes

flooed: they dont even reply

flooed: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=853092#post853092

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=853436#post853436

GorgeousSal: that thread sucks.

flooed: yo

*** BlancoPopular has joined the chat.

flooed: invite

GorgeousSal: yes?

flooed: there we go

flooed: yes

GorgeousSal: beat you to it.

flooed: wheres clubkat

flooed: shes hot

GorgeousSal: hold on getting oj

BlancoPopular: what up fudgepackers?

GorgeousSal: i know... i told you...

GorgeousSal: i think shes peters girl though.

flooed: whos peter?

GorgeousSal: dont know.. youre the one whos up on all the cp couples and gadgetry... and shit.

GorgeousSal: peter = gabo...

flooed: LOL

flooed: ohh

flooed: i dunno about that

GorgeousSal: i think so...

flooed: but more power to him

flooed: shes mad cool

BlancoPopular: peter is a dildo whore and he fuckin knows it

GorgeousSal: cause every time i say im going to fuck her he jumps in and says he already did and shit like that...

flooed: cock blocker

GorgeousSal: and gets kinda salty after i say that shit.

BlancoPopular: cause he wants to fuck you

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: LOL

GorgeousSal: chris... where you been all daoy?

BlancoPopular: you like your men salty?

GorgeousSal: yes...

GorgeousSal: salty men... = randy marko

BlancoPopular: i been out wrenching

flooed: marko likes greek gyro salads

GorgeousSal: brb... getting oj

BlancoPopular: the juice is loose

GorgeousSal: <~~~tossing greek salad

flooed: dj stevens

flooed: dj greek stevens

flooed: i should post this conversation on CP

flooed: yes or no?

flooed: chirs?

flooed: vote?

flooed: marko vote?

BlancoPopular: i could care less

flooed: yes

VixenFoxxy: i just reentered the room to see DG say something about tossing the greek salad

VixenFoxxy: lmao

flooed: lol

BlancoPopular: you saying he gay?

BlancoPopular: cause your right

VixenFoxxy: i think he just likes his kebabs greek style.. you know... up his ass

GorgeousSal: hey hey hey... quit stealing my jokes.

GorgeousSal: post it...

flooed: im going to post this conversaation on CP

VixenFoxxy: hahaha you don't understand, I CRIED I was laughing so hard

GorgeousSal: POST IT!!!

flooed: yes

VixenFoxxy: that will forever be one of my favorite lines

GorgeousSal: what were you crying/laughign about?

flooed: now back to clubkats hotness

BlancoPopular: easy exlamtion boy

BlancoPopular: !!!!!!!!!

VixenFoxxy: your kebab quip

flooed: stop it with this gay shit

VixenFoxxy: let's talk about my hotness for a while

VixenFoxxy: lol

GorgeousSal: lol oh.

flooed: im getting all offended on it

GorgeousSal: yes.. vixxen is one sexy lil bebe bitch

flooed: i never seen her

BlancoPopular: lil baby bitch are good

flooed: vixen got a cock

BlancoPopular: cock is not good

flooed: very no good

VixenFoxxy: LoL

flooed: she also looks like the marlboro man

VixenFoxxy: Apples you wouldn't know if I had a cock or looked like the marlboro man

VixenFoxxy: cause ur ass never goes out to see

GorgeousSal: hey quick question..

GorgeousSal: echek this out..

flooed: yes

flooed: i do

flooed: i was at shagfest

flooed: all alone

flooed: with no one to talk to

GorgeousSal: what size is the oj that is tall and skinny... not the breakfast size one...

GorgeousSal: pint?

GorgeousSal: has to be more then a pint.

flooed: quart

VixenFoxxy: all three of you little musketeers come out to CentroFly on Thursday ~ then you can check to see if i have a cock or not

GorgeousSal: qt? right?

GorgeousSal: yeah bebe.

VixenFoxxy: LoL yes quart

BlancoPopular: i drove by a midget community today for reals

flooed: you going to pull your pants down?

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: i was in that hood

flooed: i didnt see you

BlancoPopular: its like a minature village

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: middle village?

flooed: lol

GorgeousSal: all the short ass guidos?

GorgeousSal: that could bench a horse?

BlancoPopular: it was in oakdale or some shit

VixenFoxxy: If you come to Centro, I will pull my pants down or lift up my skirt or whatever

flooed: marci is the ring leader there

VixenFoxxy: just use my list

VixenFoxxy: jk

VixenFoxxy: lol

GorgeousSal: marci lmao...

flooed: alex you fudcking liar

flooed: you would never do that shit

BlancoPopular: we dropped a super chager in a corrado today fuckin car boogies

flooed: <~~~ horn ball central

VixenFoxxy: i don't think midget communities exist

BlancoPopular: im dead ass

VixenFoxxy: whatever just come to centro

GorgeousSal: when?

VixenFoxxy: Thursdayyyyyyyyyyyyy

flooed: centrofly is for queers

BlancoPopular: thurday marko gets his nails done

GorgeousSal: ive come to grips with reality and have realised that im an alcoholic.

VixenFoxxy: then you'll fit right in

GorgeousSal: eyebrows and nails.

flooed: yo marko

BlancoPopular: who dj's on thursdays?

flooed: move to astoria

GorgeousSal: yes?

VixenFoxxy: this week - Benji Candelario

BlancoPopular: yes move to woodside projects

BlancoPopular: benji is a fag

flooed: holy shit..

VixenFoxxy: you two would make a cute couple then :-D

flooed: benji was from baijing

GorgeousSal: i think im going to sell my car... and buy a co-op either in a shitty part of madhattan... or a 1br in sugarhills.

GorgeousSal: benji i s apiece of shit.

VixenFoxxy: LoL give up the car over here yo

flooed: benji was a dog

I3aBy13Oy: shut up all of you

VixenFoxxy: yeah sice!!!!

GorgeousSal: i know who benji was...

BlancoPopular: dont move to the city and become a concided piece of shit

flooed: stop it with the fucking pink

flooed: that shit hurts my eyes

GorgeousSal: but i feel the popular consensus is that lassie was far superiorl.

VixenFoxxy: pink pink pink

VixenFoxxy: yayayayayaya

flooed: please stio

GorgeousSal: i wanna see foxxy's pink

BlancoPopular: sti logos are pink and you love that shit rice boy

flooed: fuck it

VixenFoxxy: LoL

flooed: i aint looking at your sahit then

VixenFoxxy: rice boy hahahhaha

GorgeousSal: <~~~double entendre

flooed: (x) blocked~!

BlancoPopular: me and marko are the kraut cookers

GorgeousSal: lol

BlancoPopular: holler

VixenFoxxy: and DG's poppin out the literary mechanisms

flooed: who the fuckis babyboy?

VixenFoxxy: Official guinea

GorgeousSal: my dad forced me to watch him masturbate.

VixenFoxxy: that is Siceone

flooed: holy shit

VixenFoxxy: EW

GorgeousSal: siceone

BlancoPopular: dont ever say literary mechanisms again

VixenFoxxy: that's gross

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: lol why not?

flooed: with the fucking colors

GorgeousSal: anomanapea?

BlancoPopular: i dont know , just dont

GorgeousSal: alliteration

I3aBy13Oy: yo so vixxen

GorgeousSal: blah etc.

flooed: siceone got a apexi afr

VixenFoxxy: onomotopoeia wheeeee!

I3aBy13Oy: no hook ups with the friend Im dissapointed

VixenFoxxy: what up sice

flooed: vixen got a cock

VixenFoxxy: unlike apples

GorgeousSal: my cousin serge is built by apexi

VixenFoxxy: i sowwie - i tried. i think she was scared cause she got licked lol

flooed: my father is from the same factory as serge

I3aBy13Oy: whatever

I3aBy13Oy: she aint special I lick alot of people

BlancoPopular: marko and tony you guys coming to the vw bbq sat?

flooed: i aint licking shit

GorgeousSal: yes.

flooed: yea

GorgeousSal: what who were when?

I3aBy13Oy: is that apples?

flooed: im there at vw bbq

flooed: mad chicks there

VixenFoxxy: omg there's a VW bbq?????

GorgeousSal: im not liked by the automotive community

BlancoPopular: sat at forest park

flooed: as long as the coilover girl is there

flooed: with the teg

GorgeousSal: oh shit thats right. vixen has to come...shes got dubs

VixenFoxxy: omg really? can I bring Ralph? he's kinda old but he's still a VW

I3aBy13Oy: KIK

I3aBy13Oy: LOL

I3aBy13Oy: DUBS

BlancoPopular: yes ralph may attend

flooed: im going to rub vixens nipples

GorgeousSal: lol

BlancoPopular: ralph owes me a ton of fucking money

flooed: is my text a bit big?

VixenFoxxy: yay!!!! ralph is excited

GorgeousSal: im not sure if ill show... actualy i ll go but dont tell them who i am...

BlancoPopular: im talking 6 g's

GorgeousSal: say im like boosterpacky2k or something.

VixenFoxxy: why does my car owe you cash? lol

flooed: marko never leaves his basement

GorgeousSal: ever!

BlancoPopular: oh i though ralph was the horny old guy who lived in your basement

flooed: you like sleeping in the barn?

GorgeousSal: why should i leave... i get socail security i have cnbc, internet...

VixenFoxxy: LoL noooo Ralph is my Foxxxxxxx

flooed: yo marko

GorgeousSal: food delivery

VixenFoxxy: VW fox, that is, not real fox

BlancoPopular: you own a fox?

flooed: djmoonshine is hot as well

GorgeousSal: YES TONY?

GorgeousSal: I KNOW.

flooed: ^^^

GorgeousSal: she has a flatulence problem

VixenFoxxy: ewwwwwww

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: she got some nice ass ninja shoes

BlancoPopular: marko has to be home by the time the street lights come on

GorgeousSal: yes... i heard shes a fifth degree whitebelt.

flooed: LOL

flooed: she also got corns on her ear

GorgeousSal: before that... my mom says dont let the moon beeat you home.

flooed: with a earwax buildup

GorgeousSal: and in her vagina.

BlancoPopular: tonys dad eats ninjas

VixenFoxxy: bwahahhahahaa

flooed: marko fucks his mom

GorgeousSal: my dad used to spar with tonys dad...

GorgeousSal: victory gets ebay rights...

flooed: yes for fish and ninjas

GorgeousSal: sho-TO-kan

GorgeousSal: mexican shoot fighting.

flooed: hindu fire

flooed: d-spec

GorgeousSal: and barbed wire braiding competions where just some of the tom foolery they used to dabble in.

BlancoPopular: markos dad is a lunatic , he hates his life m he hates his son

GorgeousSal: yes! so true.

BlancoPopular: he wants his sperm back

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: me too

GorgeousSal: i wasted it.

flooed: markos dad, used to play hide-and-go-seek with NAS and jayz

BlancoPopular: you do not have any cum because it is all in your belly

GorgeousSal: dmx used to eat pez on my patio

GorgeousSal: lmao...

GorgeousSal: fuck you i wont go... turtle!!!

VixenFoxxy: BWAHAHHAHAHA

VixenFoxxy: pez

GorgeousSal: l,ol

GorgeousSal: he had the spider man one...

flooed: subaru oil filters have arrived

GorgeousSal: i had the charlie brown joints.

BlancoPopular: some dude asked where the nassss was in my car , and how many times i saw fast and furious , i told him nas was in queensbridge , we almost fought

GorgeousSal: i need brita filters...

flooed: you need new teeth

GorgeousSal: yes.

GorgeousSal: its not easy to hide that.

BlancoPopular: anyone hae a laserjet 5??

GorgeousSal: yes.

BlancoPopular: you aint got shit basement boy

flooed: i do

GorgeousSal: im sure lots of ppl have it.

flooed: why?

flooed: need toner?

flooed: 5si?

BlancoPopular: i have toner in my garage for it

GorgeousSal: i didnt say i have it...

flooed: lol

flooed: naah

GorgeousSal: jsut saying im sure... ppl have it.

flooed: i dont got one

flooed: but i can get

GorgeousSal: lmao

BlancoPopular: you said i said to fuck you

flooed: <~~ 5mp

GorgeousSal: i pressed *69... and i found you!!!

GorgeousSal: 720c

flooed: vixen got 1 nipple and 2 dicks in her pants

GorgeousSal: now im going to get to the bottom of this and i dont care if youre at the top

flooed: 820TnT

GorgeousSal: why did you tell me to fuck you!!! on my birfday!!!

flooed: my feet smell

GorgeousSal: tyes.,

GorgeousSal: tony is smuggling vinegar in his shoes.

BlancoPopular: cause it was your birthday

GorgeousSal: BIRFFFFFFDAY!!!

flooed: i got swiss cheese in my socks

BlancoPopular: i wear ovealls all day

I3aBy13Oy: yo blondie

flooed: for rainy days

I3aBy13Oy: bring her out some more

GorgeousSal: yes

I3aBy13Oy: so I can scare hwe

I3aBy13Oy: her

flooed: vixen is blonde

flooed: ?

GorgeousSal: vixxen is bald.

flooed: ithought she was a chink

GorgeousSal: i seen it.

flooed: and studied the way of the wu

GorgeousSal: she lives by my office.

BlancoPopular: office=basement

VixenFoxxy: I am bald - but not on my head

flooed: office = my old boxers

GorgeousSal: we played freeze tag on weds.

GorgeousSal: office= retards in cp bump chat.

flooed: vixens elbows are bald

flooed: --------------------- ok cut here for CP ---------------------

GorgeousSal: vixxens elbows look like italian bread ends.

GorgeousSal: what?

VixenFoxxy: yeah those too... and other regions... in fact, everything except my head is bald

GorgeousSal: lol

BlancoPopular: my sideburns are growing sooo slow

VixenFoxxy: italian bread ends? wtf?

flooed: im going to post this on CP

VixenFoxxy: ewwww wtf are you trying to be, elvis?

GorgeousSal: okay... go for yours chief chink

BlancoPopular: yes

BlancoPopular: yes

flooed: -------- cut here, and this time is for real ----------

GorgeousSal: my sideburns look like a russian girls foot.

BlancoPopular: i want some ol crazy sideburns

GorgeousSal: borscht!!!

flooed: head

GorgeousSal: pierogies!!!

flooed: yoohoo

GorgeousSal: pierre rogie...

flooed: weed

GorgeousSal: is my porn name.

flooed: feet

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: stacy

GorgeousSal: okay

GorgeousSal: __________________CUT HERE FOR CP________________

GorgeousSal: cp=basement

BlancoPopular: i got a tatoo of a fish stick on my ass

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: <~~~ stacy stink foot is my porn name

GorgeousSal: i got a w on one cheek and a w on the other...

GorgeousSal: this way when im taking it in the ass and i bend over it says WOW>

flooed: LOL

BlancoPopular: thats retarted

GorgeousSal: so yours momma.

flooed: ok im post this from here... ------------------------ cut -----------------------------

GorgeousSal: its 2 am... what type of humor do you expect?

[barslut]

That BlancoPopular guy is a stud.

[dgmodel]

Because the night belongs to lovers

Because the night belongs to lust

Because the night belongs to lovers

Because the night belongs to us

Have I doubt, baby, when I'm alone

Love is a ring on the telephone

Love is an angel, disguised as lust

Here in our bed 'til the morning comes

Come on now, try and understand

The way I feel under your command

Take my hand, come under cover

They can't hurt you now

Because the night belongs to lovers

Because the night belongs to lust

Because the night belongs to lovers

Because the night belongs to us

With love we sleep, with doubt the vicious circle turns, and burns

Without you, I cannot live, forgive the yearning burning

I believe in love too real to feel, take me now, take me now, take me now

Because the night belongs to lovers

Because the night belongs to lust

Because the night belongs to lovers

Because the night belongs to us

[ghhhhhost]

is this the orig. bump chat or a new 1?

[Guest gabo]

for the record I am not fucking clubkat... but that is pretty cool that people think I am!

[marcid21]

u guys are friggen queer! Tony...don't you have some dildo's you have to throw at Marko?

leave me the fuck out of your mindless conversations...

[dgmodel]

Return of bump chat.

[ghhhhhost]

some1 link me

[dgmodel]

whats your sn goober?

[atomicapples]

GorgeousSal: its 2 am... what type of humor do you expect?

VixenFoxxy: it's not 2 a.m. you dillhole

GorgeousSal: what time is it?

GorgeousSal: i meant in nova scotia...

BlancoPopular: there is no time in his basement , the sun dial doesnt work there

GorgeousSal: yes.. .neither do i.

GorgeousSal: whats your obsession with the basement?

VixenFoxxy: hahahahahaha

VixenFoxxy: damn you guys are cracking me up

GorgeousSal:

flooed: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99860

GorgeousSal: dont everyone click on that at once...

GorgeousSal: and crash cp...

flooed: lol

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: CP is running on a 486DX2

flooed: with 2mb of ram

BlancoPopular: that post sucks , its like 9 miles long

VixenFoxxy: LOL

flooed: yes

GorgeousSal: like my pp

BlancoPopular: who says pp anymore?

GorgeousSal: BlancoPopular: peter is a dildo whore and he fuckin knows it

VixenFoxxy: pp?

GorgeousSal: i say pp.. dick

GorgeousSal: it stands for private part.

GorgeousSal: jerk

BlancoPopular: who is peter?

flooed: peter parker

BlancoPopular: tobey McFaggot?

*** AzureMoby has joined the chat.

VixenFoxxy: i have question for y'alls

flooed: whos is moby?

VixenFoxxy: that's Danysh

GorgeousSal: an old bald guy

BlancoPopular: y'alls , are we in atl shorty

GorgeousSal: gabo

VixenFoxxy: LoL

VixenFoxxy: uhm

VixenFoxxy: so yeah

GorgeousSal: ayyyysh?

VixenFoxxy: my question

BlancoPopular: well fuck peter that asshole

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: you ant to fuck peter?

GorgeousSal: anal or oral?

flooed: she smells like rotten cabage

VixenFoxxy: is it true what apples says that you three just sit around in barslut's garage adding little uhm, accoutrements to your vehicles??

GorgeousSal: yes.

GorgeousSal: no.

BlancoPopular: marko is a virgin , but his mouth isnt

GorgeousSal: i seen it.

GorgeousSal: my ass neither...

VixenFoxxy: did you know that methyl isocyanate also smells like rotten cabbage?

VixenFoxxy: SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION

VixenFoxxy: IS THE GARAGE THING TRUE?

BlancoPopular: yes we chill in my garage , i gots whores there

GorgeousSal: i did i said no

AzureMoby: what question?

BlancoPopular: yes its true

flooed: did you know sulfer smells like ass?

GorgeousSal: no the garage thing is not true...

BlancoPopular: mostly just me and apples

GorgeousSal: barslut is a grease monkey... tony is a closet fag... and im a hermit who doesnt lieave the basement.

GorgeousSal: bottomline.

VixenFoxxy: FUCK YOU APPLES YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!

*** UseYurBrain has joined the chat.

GorgeousSal: to sum up our lives.

flooed: huh?

AzureMoby: lol

flooed: what i do?

GorgeousSal: men

VixenFoxxy: you liedddddddddd

BlancoPopular: i work on tony's car in my garage , thats the truth

UseYurBrain: ITS GOIN DOWN

flooed: we do chill at barsluts shit

BlancoPopular: i sear

AzureMoby: what side of whose bed did you wake up off Aly? lol

GorgeousSal: yes.

VixenFoxxy: may your trousers spontaneously ignite

GorgeousSal: mcbeal

BlancoPopular: marko is the liar

GorgeousSal: yes

GorgeousSal: liar liar.

UseYurBrain: who are these people

flooed: marko fucks snails

VixenFoxxy: whose bed? uhm... Armin Van Buuren, the side where i was on top of him

UseYurBrain: AzureMoby?

UseYurBrain: Floo ED?

flooed: <~~~ im your father

UseYurBrain: BlancoPopular?

GorgeousSal: gorgeoussal?

VixenFoxxy: everyone QUIT whining about my FONT!

VixenFoxxy: NOW!

UseYurBrain: that dgmodel

VixenFoxxy: rizzo?

BlancoPopular: whatthe fuck do you mean by blancopopular??????

VixenFoxxy: mom?

flooed: iclub?

AzureMoby: lol

UseYurBrain: dgmodel my bmw will rape yur audi

flooed: flooed is gayu

GorgeousSal: thats fine.

UseYurBrain: lol

UseYurBrain: lol

VixenFoxxy: you drive a VW Smokesum

BlancoPopular: my bmw would have assraped your bmw

UseYurBrain: lol

VixenFoxxy: VW does not equal BMW

BlancoPopular: i had a m3

GorgeousSal: i have 3m

flooed: i have a beetle

BlancoPopular: duct tape

VixenFoxxy: I have a yugo

UseYurBrain: who are u floo ed

flooed: your father

VixenFoxxy: that's atomic roadapples

flooed: i told you

BlancoPopular: hes your fuckin dad

GorgeousSal: hes gabo

flooed: fuck you

GorgeousSal: <~~~lina bina

UseYurBrain: lol

VixenFoxxy: your fucking dad specifically. whenever your dad isn't fucking, he's not your dad

flooed: this shit is getting posted on CP

flooed: <~~~ rdancer

UseYurBrain: rdancer is the man

VixenFoxxy: <~~~VanillaIce

VixenFoxxy: oh wait

GorgeousSal: lol

UseYurBrain: :-\

BlancoPopular: well i fucked markos dad so haaaaa

flooed: rdancer?

GorgeousSal: <~~~chocolate sherbet...

flooed: why?

flooed: cuz he is with bina?

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: can I lick you then? i like chocolate things

flooed: sal is with bina on the DL

GorgeousSal: hell yes...

UseYurBrain: lolol

VixenFoxxy: i'm with the entire board on the DL

GorgeousSal: Sal = Sexy And Loveable.

flooed: and barslut with with sal as well

GorgeousSal: lol

UseYurBrain: well i banged vixen foxxy last night

BlancoPopular: as well as what chino xl?

flooed: <~~~ im with siceone

VixenFoxxy: see? told you so

UseYurBrain: she will deny it as usual

GorgeousSal: lol

UseYurBrain: she wants to keep it on the dl

GorgeousSal: we play operation and jenga all night...

UseYurBrain: personally i dont think its a big deal

BlancoPopular: i'll fuck all your dads for free

GorgeousSal: then shave my legs...

flooed: vixen has cock, so she banged you

GorgeousSal: and i sahve her back

GorgeousSal: lmao

flooed: vixen is like a monkey

VixenFoxxy: I have cock... I have two cock. and one chicken. you like? you buy!!!

BlancoPopular: BlancoPopular: i'll fuck all your dads for free

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: lol

GorgeousSal: yes... you piece of repeating shit...

flooed: am i the only one using trillian?

BlancoPopular: easy hermit MC

VixenFoxxy: wtf is trillian

BlancoPopular: trillian is a evil gook tool

flooed: get with the 2002 programs

UseYurBrain: lol

VixenFoxxy: am i the only non computer geek here?

flooed: are you still on aol 5.0?

VixenFoxxy: *looks for hands*

GorgeousSal: my dad... puts ostriches on concrete and then video tapes them as my mom creeps up behind them and scares them

VixenFoxxy: 7.0

flooed: me me me

UseYurBrain: lol

flooed: spawn

UseYurBrain: any of you goin to meetup/

VixenFoxxy: dg, i think you need a head check

flooed: spiderman

GorgeousSal: <~!~~ i know about computers as much as i know about gardening.

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: meetupppppppppppp thursday!!

VixenFoxxy: centro

BlancoPopular: i hate computers

VixenFoxxy: centro

VixenFoxxy: centro

flooed: i love to knit

GorgeousSal: i love computers...

VixenFoxxy: bwahahahaha

flooed: yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

UseYurBrain: relax wit centro

flooed: marko

GorgeousSal: i love kniting computer cozies...

flooed: lets go to cooking class

flooed: i want to take them

GorgeousSal: yes...

GorgeousSal: ill do it...

UseYurBrain: use vipguestlist for thursday

BlancoPopular: FAGS

UseYurBrain: lol

GorgeousSal: cand they have it in my basement?

BlancoPopular: lmao

VixenFoxxy: fuck yourself smokesum you candy ass wanker

BlancoPopular: lmao

UseYurBrain: lol

flooed: im going to uses lukes list

BlancoPopular: luke skywalker?

flooed: the password is father

flooed: yes

GorgeousSal: im going to use oscars list.

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: lmao...

GorgeousSal: father...

GorgeousSal: luke

GorgeousSal: lmao

GorgeousSal: lmao

BlancoPopular: oscar de larenta

GorgeousSal: lmao

flooed: LOL

GorgeousSal: hahahahahah tony...

GorgeousSal: hahahahah

GorgeousSal: lmao

GorgeousSal: lmao

GorgeousSal: hahahahahahah

VixenFoxxy: whoa there killer

GorgeousSal:

BlancoPopular: ok homo cub

VixenFoxxy: calm down before you bust a nut

GorgeousSal: that shit is fuckin funny as hell

GorgeousSal: broke them already

*** UseYurBrain has left the chat.

flooed: whats soo funny?

GorgeousSal: bye bye brainey

GorgeousSal: your last sentence.

BlancoPopular: that nigga dident use his brain

flooed: what father?

VixenFoxxy: la lala lalalala

GorgeousSal: its about as funny as that pacific sunswer shit.

VixenFoxxy: LOL

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: what the white trash shit?

BlancoPopular: thats pac sunwear to you

GorgeousSal: yes.

BlancoPopular: lmao , remember when tony screamed that in pac sunwear

GorgeousSal: supposedly theyre going to get bought about by fds...

flooed: you should have been at the meetup

flooed: i grou[ed some mexians tits

GorgeousSal: i shouldve had a pohne... and a comp... and a tv... and asteak dinner and a sifter of ammarretto

BlancoPopular: i cnat ever meet any cp people , im a robot with a bum leg

GorgeousSal: oh shit.. mexibreasts?

GorgeousSal: im dont exist...

flooed: yes

VixenFoxxy: that sounds like something at taco bell

GorgeousSal: plus wed have to hav ethe meet up in my basement.

VixenFoxxy: mexibreasts

flooed: and i also looked down xxlea shirt

GorgeousSal: vixen foxxy is soooo stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

AzureMoby: lol

flooed: lol

VixenFoxxy: that was so lame

BlancoPopular: yes it was

GorgeousSal: you know you want it.

VixenFoxxy: you deserve to be struck by lightning for that one

GorgeousSal: (____(____)=======D

BlancoPopular: yo marko did you lose electricity too?

flooed: vixen thinks burgerking is where all the jedi knights eat

VixenFoxxy: those are some mighty balls you have there, dg

GorgeousSal: ive been electrocuted a lot...

GorgeousSal: yes... actual size as well

VixenFoxxy: uhm

VixenFoxxy: <<--tears up DG's phone #

VixenFoxxy: lol

GorgeousSal: lol

AzureMoby: lol

GorgeousSal: <~~~tears running down face...

VixenFoxxy: hahahahah

GorgeousSal: rubbin peanut butter on my genitals hoping for overnight growth.

VixenFoxxy: ROTFLMAO

AzureMoby: dude!

GorgeousSal: yes?

flooed: sal got AIDS

GorgeousSal: rolaids...

BlancoPopular: i am satan

VixenFoxxy: were you gonna say something there, moby?

flooed: he got it from johnson and johnson

VixenFoxxy: I am your father

BlancoPopular: that yellow font just burnt my retna

AzureMoby: no I just said dude foxxy

flooed: jdei knights are nerds in action

GorgeousSal: fuck that yellow shit.

VixenFoxxy: YELLOWWWWWW

flooed: BUT YODA WAS THE MAN IN THE MOVIE~!

VixenFoxxy: like yo mama's TEEEEEETH

flooed: yellow like my cock

BlancoPopular: fucking stop talking about yoda

VixenFoxxy: ew

VixenFoxxy: dude

GorgeousSal: vixen foxy's dentist does the best fabio impressions...

VixenFoxxy: your cock is yellow?

GorgeousSal: everytime she get inthe the chair... he goes " i cant believe its not butttttter"

VixenFoxxy: i can't believe it's not buttaaaaah

GorgeousSal: <~~~derf.

BlancoPopular: where the white women at

GorgeousSal: derf!!!

flooed: her dentist got to sand blast that shit

VixenFoxxy: derf

VixenFoxxy: lmao

VixenFoxxy: who your mom's dentist?

GorgeousSal: her dentist told me... she has the whitest teeth he ever cum across.

VixenFoxxy: i bet

GorgeousSal: my mom is her own dentisht.

VixenFoxxy: effffff you dg

GorgeousSal: she got a book at barnes... dentistry for dummies.

VixenFoxxy: your mom has special toothpaste

BlancoPopular: fugazi

flooed: DG's mom makes bagels on her spare time

VixenFoxxy: made fresh every day

GorgeousSal: my dad pokes the hole sin them

GorgeousSal: with his COCK

BlancoPopular: dg's mom fucks apples like a rabid pit bull

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: lol

VixenFoxxy: hahahahahahh

flooed: dg's mom got 3 nipples

GorgeousSal: looks like im ressurecting the dead in my room... right now..

BlancoPopular: she got them on ebay

GorgeousSal: fuckin theres a candl e lke very three feet.

flooed: i think im going to move to the mountians

GorgeousSal: what mtn

BlancoPopular: so he can fuck goats

GorgeousSal: youll stand out like a boner in math class.

VixenFoxxy: big candy rock mountain

VixenFoxxy: HAHAHAHAHHAA

flooed: <~~~~ ebay 342 positive feedback~!

VixenFoxxy: math class

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: LMFAO

flooed: im going to make a ebay ME website

GorgeousSal: yes me website...

GorgeousSal: will you teach grammar there as well

flooed: thats what its called

VixenFoxxy: yes and literary mechanisms

GorgeousSal: me?

flooed: yahoo google

flooed: yes

GorgeousSal: isnt it "my"

flooed: ME websites on ebay for power users

GorgeousSal: oh yeah?

GorgeousSal: nice.

GorgeousSal: <~~~ see im an idiot

GorgeousSal: <~~~ small dick smell like vinegar...

flooed: <~~~ paypal business user

GorgeousSal: <~~~Visa Platinum User.

flooed: <~~~ newbie on cp

GorgeousSal: <~~~Goat Shaver.

flooed: <~~~ vixen licker

VixenFoxxy: *lick

GorgeousSal: <~~~Vixxen Waxer

GorgeousSal: tony gym tomorrow?

flooed: wait

flooed: someone link ghooost

GorgeousSal: i got bo flex...

VixenFoxxy: pinkkkkk

flooed: vixen

GorgeousSal: so now i dont ever have to leave the basement.

GorgeousSal: we can work out here...

flooed: link ghhhhhhhhhhost

VixenFoxxy: it's back in style kids!

GorgeousSal: whats his sn

BlancoPopular: www.markosbasement.org

flooed: im lookinh

GorgeousSal: yes.

VixenFoxxy: www.markosdildoshop.biz

flooed: fuck it, he dont got one

GorgeousSal: boka 36

GorgeousSal: is his shit...

GorgeousSal: i jsut tried but isaid unavailable.

[atomicapples]

BlancoPopular: www.markosbasement.org

flooed: im lookinh

GorgeousSal: yes.

VixenFoxxy: www.markosdildoshop.biz

flooed: fuck it, he dont got one

GorgeousSal: boka 36

GorgeousSal: is his shit...

GorgeousSal: i jsut tried but isaid unavailable.

GorgeousSal: broke ass rapper... has some ghetto link up

AzureMoby: pink isnt back in style

flooed: lol

VixenFoxxy: yes it is

AzureMoby: what are you talking about?

VixenFoxxy: you're just bitter cause you prefer purple

AzureMoby: no it isn't

AzureMoby: lol

VixenFoxxy: and rainbows

flooed: pink is for all britney spears fan

AzureMoby: beige & white

VixenFoxxy: Oops I did it again....

GorgeousSal: <~~~britney fan...

AzureMoby: colors of the season

AzureMoby: lol

AzureMoby: :-d

GorgeousSal: fart.

VixenFoxxy: BLUE & GRAY... GO HOYAS

flooed: your mother works for gold finger

GorgeousSal: yes go HO-As

VixenFoxxy: please keep your gaseous emissions to yourself

VixenFoxxy: thanks

GorgeousSal: squirt...

GorgeousSal: ooops.

flooed: yellow and black, go flying dumplings

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: ghost shadows...

BlancoPopular: midget porn is like plutonium, theres no safe way to get rid of it

VixenFoxxy: squirt? iwon't ask

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: midget porn is the work of the devil

VixenFoxxy: what's with the midget phenomenon?

GorgeousSal: why even make that?

flooed: burning

GorgeousSal: barslut loves midgets.

VixenFoxxy: i love barslut

GorgeousSal: and for some reason midgets love him

VixenFoxxy: he makes me horny

VixenFoxxy: i want to do him

GorgeousSal: same here.

GorgeousSal: vw's and midgets what more can you ask from a man

AzureMoby: whose barslut? lol

GorgeousSal: that and a conaseur of basements.

VixenFoxxy: i'm barslut

BlancoPopular: barslut is a robot in markos basement i hear

VixenFoxxy: <<---barslut

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: i built him

BlancoPopular: out of your dads pubes

VixenFoxxy: no that's named diane i think

AzureMoby: okkkk...

GorgeousSal: from left over campbell soup cans and compaq p2's

AzureMoby: lol

GorgeousSal: and its held together by yack semen... and dental floss...

VixenFoxxy: YACK SEMEN bwahahhahahah

GorgeousSal: (provided by my mother of course since she is a dentist)

GorgeousSal: both are provided by her.

GorgeousSal: lol

flooed: get moonshine in here

flooed: djmoonshine54

GorgeousSal: yes...

GorgeousSal: fart

VixenFoxxy: DG

GorgeousSal: VF?

VixenFoxxy: next time you do that i'm going to shove something up there to keep that from happening

VixenFoxxy: O:-)

GorgeousSal: preferably your finger.

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: EW

GorgeousSal: eeew... thats just fucked up

VixenFoxxy: up your butt? yeah right

VixenFoxxy: i'd rather fingerpaint with caustic acid ;-)

VixenFoxxy: lol

GorgeousSal: thats a big pass there elton john

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: elton john

VixenFoxxy: hahaha

flooed: yo know i aint the only chink on CP

VixenFoxxy: that's your idol

flooed: there some asian chick

VixenFoxxy: there's a few

VixenFoxxy: you should hit on them

flooed: she looks like that happykitten bitch

VixenFoxxy: pick up some chixxx

flooed: but shes like NOT

GorgeousSal: ricky martin is my idol

GorgeousSal: he bangs.

BlancoPopular: asains are too good at math

VixenFoxxy: hahahahahah

VixenFoxxy: im wasted by the way he moves

flooed: ----cut----

[atomicapples]

VixenFoxxy: im wasted by the way he moves

flooed: ----cut----

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: ---paste---

GorgeousSal: crop

GorgeousSal: arts and crafts time?

VixenFoxxy: ---copy---

flooed: fuck me vixen

BlancoPopular: dg is hung like a 12 year old black girl

VixenFoxxy: ----render---

GorgeousSal: get boka raton in here.

GorgeousSal: <~~~hung like clit.

VixenFoxxy: LMAO

BlancoPopular: del boca vista

GorgeousSal: boca coca.. toka smoka

flooed: dew lay lo mo

GorgeousSal: al roka

flooed: moshi moshi

GorgeousSal: play poka

BlancoPopular: i need sleep

VixenFoxxy: dg don't ever become a rapper

flooed: ear tounge

GorgeousSal: i was one for a wahile.

VixenFoxxy: there will be riots in the ghettos

GorgeousSal: then i got fired.

*** AzureMoby has left the chat.

flooed: shi shi sho

VixenFoxxy: jackson heights will kick your ass

GorgeousSal: i had more corn rows then kansas.

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: oh jeez

GorgeousSal: my rap name was luscious jenkins.

BlancoPopular: marko is into emo rock type shit , he is the acoustic bandit

GorgeousSal: i signed quick.... but blew it all on pink curlers and eye patches and vasco jeans.

GorgeousSal: what the hell is emo rock???

BlancoPopular: he did get that tatoo of Dr.Dre on his neck

BlancoPopular: emotional rock

GorgeousSal: plus the dolphin on my ass.. jupmin over a shooting star...

GorgeousSal: lol emotional rock

GorgeousSal: its time...

VixenFoxxy: hahahahahaahaha

BlancoPopular: yes thats for taking my sister to get a tatoo when she was 14 , my parents appreciated that

GorgeousSal: <~~~ now mc hammer and i make commercials at night.

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: you told them i took her?

BlancoPopular: im dead ass

BlancoPopular: yes

VixenFoxxy: OW! I just impaled myselfwith the pen i was chewing on!!!

GorgeousSal: wtf for>?

GorgeousSal: ouch!!!

BlancoPopular: to make you look like bad

GorgeousSal: WTF DID YOU TELL THEM I TOOK HER FOR?

BlancoPopular: cause i did

GorgeousSal: AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?

BlancoPopular: why the fuck did you take her?

GorgeousSal: im going to tell them you smoke bandit.

GorgeousSal: BlancoPopular: to make you look like bad

BlancoPopular: theis it tell chris' parents bad shit day?

GorgeousSal: i guess.

GorgeousSal: you started it.

BlancoPopular: neeeger i dident tell them , relax

GorgeousSal: okay... but the racial slurs down...

VixenFoxxy: ok quit being dull

GorgeousSal: go to hell bitch.

BlancoPopular: dont work your self intop a frenzy my liberal friend , go hug a tree

VixenFoxxy: you all suck nut carcass when you aren't funny

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: we're never funny

BlancoPopular: go polish your birkenstocks

VixenFoxxy: birkenstocks?

BlancoPopular: am i the only guy here who doesnt love raymond?

GorgeousSal: yes.

GorgeousSal: <~~~Merrel

BlancoPopular: i am!

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: raymond sucks.

VixenFoxxy: *yawn*

GorgeousSal: everyone sweats him cause hes from sugar hills.

BlancoPopular: he has killed and he will kill again

GorgeousSal: fuck that...

flooed: i want to fuck jessica simpson

GorgeousSal: how would you like to be entertained madame?

BlancoPopular: vixen its your turn to enterain us

GorgeousSal: show us your breats!!!

GorgeousSal: put them on your monitor.

GorgeousSal: put em on the glass.

flooed: LOL

VixenFoxxy: LOL

BlancoPopular: marko says you got the sweetest clit this side of the mason dixon line

VixenFoxxy: he's right

flooed: vixens tits look like bigmacs~!

VixenFoxxy: i do

GorgeousSal: and west of the missippi up to the rockies.

VixenFoxxy: my tits totally do not have lettuce on them

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: add your own special sauce tho

VixenFoxxy: LoL

GorgeousSal: but they do have my man mayo on them

BlancoPopular: cherry flavored semen suppliment

VixenFoxxy: man mayo bwahahhahah

GorgeousSal: i hate mayo

GorgeousSal: its so gross... and unhealthy

BlancoPopular: i woke up this morning with a unibrow

GorgeousSal: egg and an oil

VixenFoxxy: thats terrible

VixenFoxxy: make like a chicken and pluckthat shit

GorgeousSal: heres a pic from shagfest.. its apples and barslut...

GorgeousSal: http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycouples/section.images/up-couples-00015.jpg

BlancoPopular: im on a good straight path to death by 30 , mayo for 2 out of 3 meals

GorgeousSal: heres joeg and gabo

BlancoPopular: that made me mouth vomit thrice times

GorgeousSal: http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycouples/section.images/up-couples-00011.jpg

GorgeousSal: this is vixen and me

GorgeousSal: http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycouples/section.images/up-couples-00023.jpg

BlancoPopular: could tony sweat joeg any harder?

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: tony is going to fuck joeg by the end of this calendar year.

BlancoPopular: tatoo on T T saying joe-g

GorgeousSal: (in that pic of vixen and me... i got sucker punched by dj jon stevens

GorgeousSal: lopl

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: g'damn... i have this never ending pile of underoos here...

GorgeousSal: i keep folding and folding... and its like it doesnt end.

VixenFoxxy: underoos bwahahah

VixenFoxxy: they got like batman on em and stuff?

BlancoPopular: did you see that pic on cp of that guy nautica or nautical?

BlancoPopular: he was wearing man daisey dukes

BlancoPopular: freak

GorgeousSal: more like hershy squirts and pee stains...

GorgeousSal: lol j/k

VixenFoxxy: really? link please

GorgeousSal: mostly super man

VixenFoxxy: ewwwwww

VixenFoxxy: *barf*

GorgeousSal: some batman... a lil spiderman.

flooed: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=853491#post853491

GorgeousSal: some of them have ticker symbols... and cnbc personalities on them

VixenFoxxy: cnbc personalities bwahahhaha

GorgeousSal: michelle caruso cabrerra is hotl

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: yeah and she has a nice skid mark right across her i bet

flooed: look AT THE POST~!

GorgeousSal: hell yes.

VixenFoxxy: <<---helpless with laughter

GorgeousSal: look like the indy 5000 took place in my crotch

VixenFoxxy: BWAHAHHAHA

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: *tears

GorgeousSal: *tears of sadness for me.

GorgeousSal: while its your entertainment its my reality..

BlancoPopular: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=842731

GorgeousSal:

BlancoPopular: what a dork

GorgeousSal: g'damn slow ass connection

GorgeousSal: atari loaded faster then my modem

VixenFoxxy: what's that other link?

VixenFoxxy: LOL atari

BlancoPopular: well you had broadband , but you ruined it

BlancoPopular: you fucked it all up dial up boy

GorgeousSal: i broke it.

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: i finished the iinternet.. yesterday...

GorgeousSal: i stayed home and vistied every site...

BlancoPopular: im out

GorgeousSal: why?

flooed: me too

GorgeousSal: hot date?

[dgmodel]

BlancoPopular: to sleep

GorgeousSal: eh you both suck

GorgeousSal: tony you postin this ending?

BlancoPopular: time doesnt stand still in our homes , just in your basement

GorgeousSal: yes.

GorgeousSal: what is time?

BlancoPopular: cellar slut

FLoo ED: yes

GorgeousSal: its just magazine here int he basement...

GorgeousSal: cellar dwellar.

VixenFoxxy: i'm hungry

BlancoPopular: sarah michelle celler

GorgeousSal: lol

GorgeousSal: tony you postin this ending or me?

FLoo ED: yes

GorgeousSal: yes to me?

BlancoPopular: ok nerds be easy

GorgeousSal: or yes to what?

OnlineHost: BlancoPopular has left the room.

OnlineHost: FLoo ED has left the room.

GorgeousSal: now its just us...

VixenFoxxy: oh cool

GorgeousSal: <puts on frank sinatra>

VixenFoxxy: let's fuck when no one's looking

GorgeousSal: yes...

VixenFoxxy: lol

GorgeousSal: definatley.. thats why i put the music on.

GorgeousSal: so you dont hear all our love sounds...

GorgeousSal: wake up my ostriches.

VixenFoxxy: hahahha

VixenFoxxy: ostriched

VixenFoxxy: *s

VixenFoxxy: lol

GorgeousSal: lol

VixenFoxxy: i think it's time for bed

VixenFoxxy: let's get it onnnnnnnnnn we we weeeeeeeh

GorgeousSal: yes... its been that time for while now.

GorgeousSal: al greene.

GorgeousSal: very smoove mo fo.

VixenFoxxy: lol

VixenFoxxy: this mofo is gonna slippity slide into bed

VixenFoxxy: nite nite

VixenFoxxy: :-D

GorgeousSal: stay pretty my kitty

GorgeousSal: sweet dreams.

VixenFoxxy: u 2, nitenite

VixenFoxxy: :-*<3

I3aBy13Oy: night

GorgeousSal: im going for walk...

I3aBy13Oy: :-)

GorgeousSal: oh shit.. .siceone speaks...

I3aBy13Oy: yo marko

I3aBy13Oy: when the fuck am I gonna meet you

GorgeousSal: ?

THE END

[ghhhhhost]

Originally posted by dgmodel

whats your sn goober?

i Im-ed u last nite..but u were too cool to answer - Boka36

[joeg]

gaygoussal: tony, help me... I have a girl in the other room, and I can't figure out where to put my dick...

atomichelpdesk: whats the problem?

gaygoussal: it just doesn't look like it fits anywhere...

atomichelpdesk: thats not your dick, thats your ear...

gaygousal: oh... right... right...

[dgmodel]

Originally posted by ghhhhhost

i Im-ed u last nite..but u were too cool to answer - Boka36

re-read the story jerk... it'll explain everything...

[dgmodel]

Originally posted by joeg

gaygoussal: tony, help me... I have a girl in the other room, and I can't figure out where to put my dick...

atomichelpdesk: whats the problem?

gaygoussal: it just doesn't look like it fits anywhere...

atomichelpdesk: thats not your dick, thats your ear...

gaygousal: oh... right... right...

is that the sound of one hand clapping?

[dgmodel]

Originally posted by marcid21

u guys are friggen queer! Tony...don't you have some dildo's you have to throw at Marko?

leave me the fuck out of your mindless conversations...

temper temper temper...

[joeg]

Originally posted by dgmodel

is that the sound of one hand clapping?

No, I think it was:

[dgmodel]

LMAO...

[ghhhhhost]

Originally posted by dgmodel

re-read the story jerk... it'll explain everything...

i signed off after waitin for 10 mins...and I HAVE a CABLE MODEM...it allows me to multi-task (CP n PORN)

[clubkat]

thank u for the hotness quotes!!!

and no peter isnt the one in my pants. . .its the 10" dildo that is

[dgmodel]

does that still mean theres hope for me???