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Proof Men Are Stupid, Or At Least Worth A Laugh

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?

(they don't have enough time)>

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)>>

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?

(because they don't have penises to put them in)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?

(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapor lock)>

8. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)>

9. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a finalcopy)>

10. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?

(so he can tell if he's coming or going)>

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Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to thisrestaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

The Yankees lost. Got laid though.

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Originally posted by phatman

Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to thisrestaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

The Yankees lost. Got laid though.

now that was hilarious

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Originally posted by suthrnbelle

i liked them both :) but especially the one spygirl posted ;) now THAT was funny :D

Yeah especially as phatman's story just confirmed what spygirls post was talking about...just look at all that brain activity... ;)

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Originally posted by flying_high

Yeah especially as phatman's story just confirmed what spygirls post was talking about...just look at all that brain activity... ;)

He's just helping to contribute to the fact!!!!!:D

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Originally posted by SPYGIRL2

He's just helping to contribute to the fact!!!!!:D

...why beat 'em when you can join 'em...become friends with 'em...and then try to fuck 'em...

I AM JUST KIDDING

...i'm actually w/ cintron - i've had it with male bashing but what the fuck can you do...women rule the world...at least, that's what we let you think...;)

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Originally posted by phatman

...why beat 'em when you can join 'em...become friends with 'em...and then try to fuck 'em...

I AM JUST KIDDING

...i'm actually w/ cintron - i've had it with male bashing but what the fuck can you do...women rule the world...at least, that's what we let you think...;)

We are laughing with you, not at you.......:tongue:

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