SPYGIRL3 Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?(they don't have enough time)>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don't stop to ask directions)>>4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?(because they don't have penises to put them in)6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?(because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapor lock)>8. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)>9. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?(you need a rough draft before you make a finalcopy)>10. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? (so he can tell if he's coming or going)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . . . EXACTLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SPYGIRL3 Posted July 24 Author Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . . . Hey, they were suppossed to be.....geez!!!!!!!!!!!!!glad you like them Sassa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Her Side of the Story:He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to thisrestaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.His Side of the Story:The Yankees lost. Got laid though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 BBWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 and see my sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Originally posted by phatman Her Side of the Story:He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to thisrestaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.His Side of the Story:The Yankees lost. Got laid though. now that was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 ROALMFAO...... I think I have been there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 i liked them both but especially the one spygirl posted now THAT was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randall16 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 this is some funny shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by suthrnbelle i liked them both but especially the one spygirl posted now THAT was funny Yeah especially as phatman's story just confirmed what spygirls post was talking about...just look at all that brain activity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 dont even get me started. I may be a jaded, bitter, lonely, arrogant, rude, tempermental fuck, but i will lay waste to this discussion if provoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 That was the funniest thing I've seen all friggen day!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted July 26 Author Report Share Posted July 26 Originally posted by flying_high Yeah especially as phatman's story just confirmed what spygirls post was talking about...just look at all that brain activity... He's just helping to contribute to the fact!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 He's just helping to contribute to the fact!!!!! ...why beat 'em when you can join 'em...become friends with 'em...and then try to fuck 'em...I AM JUST KIDDING...i'm actually w/ cintron - i've had it with male bashing but what the fuck can you do...women rule the world...at least, that's what we let you think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted July 28 Author Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by phatman ...why beat 'em when you can join 'em...become friends with 'em...and then try to fuck 'em...I AM JUST KIDDING...i'm actually w/ cintron - i've had it with male bashing but what the fuck can you do...women rule the world...at least, that's what we let you think... We are laughing with you, not at you....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkissa Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don't stop to ask directions)>> :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted July 31 Author Report Share Posted July 31 Originally posted by bkissa :laugh: How many guys do you know that WILL stop and ask for directions???? Notto many....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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