bungee Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Got this nasty case of the shitty hemmorrhoids, tried shoving this fucking plastic suppository up my butt and the shitty little thing melted in my hand just like those retarded M&Ms. Fuck this heat hope it rains and soon. I needs some shitty advice from some of yous. What do you all do for those burning sensations? And don't tell me to scratch, been doing that all day and these fucking tourists all they do is stand and watch me scratch my butt and whispering to themselves fucking tourists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylexicon Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 ...umm things to keep to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustaknut2001 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 hahahahahahahaha :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by bungee Got this nasty case of the shitty hemmorrhoids, tried shoving this fucking plastic suppository up my butt and the shitty little thing melted in my hand just like those retarded M&Ms. Fuck this heat hope it rains and soon. I needs some shitty advice from some of yous. What do you all do for those burning sensations? And don't tell me to scratch, been doing that all day and these fucking tourists all they do is stand and watch me scratch my butt and whispering to themselves fucking tourists. well now that my stomach is messed up.. what were you saying?for god sakes.. keep to yaself, keep TO YOUR SELF!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by mylexicon ...umm things to keep to yourself honestly...no one wants to hear about this:unhappy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Why you sonsofbitches. This is serious I am down to my last suppository. I actually got the last one in before it melted but I fucking accidentally farted it back out. Anybody got any ancient chinese secret remedies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolik Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 LMFAOO. this reminds me of Gravity's posts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Fill your bathtub with ice and sit in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 holy shit!!i havent seen THIS name in a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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