nycmuzik Posted August 1 Author Report Share Posted August 1 If aliens from outer space ever comeand we show them our civilizationand they make fun of it,we should say we were just kidding,that this isn't really our civilization,but a gag we hoped they would like.Then we tell them to come back in twenty yearsto see our REAL civilization.After that, we start a crash program ofcoming up with an impressive new civilization.Either that, or just shoot down the aliensas they're waving good-bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted August 1 Author Report Share Posted August 1 I can't stand cheap people.It makes me real madwhen someone says something like,"Hey, when are you going to pay methat $100 you owe me?" or"Do you have that $50 you borrowed?"Man, quit being so cheap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted August 1 Author Report Share Posted August 1 The wise man can pick up a grain of sandand envision a whole universe.But the stupid man will just lay downon some seaweed and roll around untilhe's completely draped in it.Then he'll stand up and go,"Hey, I'm Vine Man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 The Best of John Handybest planet-earthbest haiiwaindance-hulabestgod-godbest thing thing that bees make-tie honey/waxbest lips-wax lipsbestmonster-tie dracula/waxheadbestball-big ball of waxbestflat italian bread-pizza with waxbest flying thing-a bat carrying waxthis was brought to you by the wax co.and the count and countess fundation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 thank you, marty--i just had a good long laugh at those--i MISS jack handey, lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 You're welcome..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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