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...if you had lost 90% use of it to a stroke or accident?

here's the situation:

...i was across the street buying lunch and this elderly woman was paying for her goods...her left arm was stuck in a permanent position and it appeared that her lower arm, below the elbow, was completely useless...no finger movement, no elbow movement...and it was facing outward...it was sad, but she seemed to be well adjusted...but eventually I thought it must be so difficult to get dressed, move, etc with the way it was positioned...wouldnt you just amputate the lower part of your arm?

would you?

i think i would...

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Id cut it off and replace it with a multifuncional cyborg arm.

Id equip the pinky with a lockpick(i always lose my damn keys)

the ring finger with a lazer cutter(cause you just never know...)

the middle...will extend three times its normal size for road rage purposes.

the pointer will be equipt with a tazer

and the thumb with a beer bottle opener

a grapling projectile hook on the wrist

a cooling system on my palm (so by beer never goes warm)

Id place an intricate hydrolic sysytem in my forearm so i can lift the keg with one arm...hoorah!

and an automatic defense system in my shoulder to parry slaps when my pickup lines fail to humor. :laugh:

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Originally posted by gothzane

Id cut it off and replace it with a multifuncional cyborg arm.

Id equip the pinky with a lockpick(i always lose my damn keys)

the ring finger with a lazer cutter(cause you just never know...)

the middle...will extend three times its normal size for road rage purposes.

the pointer will be equipt with a tazer

and the thumb with a beer bottle opener

a grapling projectile hook on the wrist

a cooling system on my palm (so by beer never goes warm)

Id place an intricate hydrolic sysytem in my forearm so i can lift the keg with one arm...hoorah!

and an automatic defense system in my shoulder to parry slaps when my pickup lines fail to humor. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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