Guest tilly Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 I have a few and 2 of them are in my sig:The Higher fly the Harder you fallLife is one big dealLife is one big compromise(Last 2 meaning the same exact thing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 "you never know what you truly had until its gone" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 I'm using the board for this one:Smokesum (in reference to Gravity): omg this guy is too funnyGravity (in reply) : "this guy"...are you kidding me bitch? Have some fucking respect for the people who made your life possible.. . Now THAT's a quote . .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 :laugh: heres a meaningless one that made me laugh:Me: <arbitrary story>Girl: "wow... thats cool, wanna buy me a drink?"Me: HI DEB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by joeg :laugh: heres a meaningless one that made me laugh:Me: <arbitrary story>Girl: "wow... thats cool, wanna buy me a drink?"Me: HI DEB! OH MY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 "I gotta figure out a way to kill you""go to danny howells and dance your ass off for 10 hours. THAT would kill me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by joeg :laugh: heres a meaningless one that made me laugh:Me: <arbitrary story>Girl: "wow... thats cool, wanna buy me a drink?"Me: HI DEB! . . .TOO fucking funny . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by LavenderMenace "I gotta figure out a way to kill you""go to danny howells and dance your ass off for 10 hours. THAT would kill me" "If I ever see "the rack" booty shake, that will guarantee KILL ME on the spot""the rack is out in full force tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 I think this should be retitled "Inside jokes of the week/month/year"... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 ...these were two bright statements i made at my house party saturday night..."...and Don't finish until you're done!...""...i can't hear you with those sunglasses on..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by hoke I think this should be retitled "Inside jokes of the week/month/year"... ;) shut it before i stab you in the eye with a fork (we do the same thing ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Moving back to topic :Sassa: this shit has gone too far...kill this thread already...Embodiedhate: You're a little late on the trigger there cupcake, it officially ended two posts before yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by phuturephunk Moving back to topic :Sassa: this shit has gone too far...kill this thread already...Embodiedhate: You're a little late on the trigger there cupcake, it officially ended two posts before yours. :laugh: CLASSIC..."its not gay if you do it out of respect""its not gay if you don't make eye contact" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 More embodiedhate:magilicuti (hating on Glowstickers) : so damn true embodiedhate: Oh shut the fuck up you pork headed beefpie, mommy called and your shipment of dbol is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 One More of his hateness:perns2002 (in response to hate): DER.. but I have to laughembodiedhate: You know you love it!! Don't Lie...Now come over and play with my pickle.perns2002: I don't like pickles...............................................embodiedhate: We can arrange for clams then, but the pickle will still be lurking in the background...with a video camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by phuturephunk More embodiedhate:"sounds like you could use a vigorous manhandling!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by joeg shut it before i stab you in the eye with a fork (we do the same thing ) Do we? Oh shit, my bad. I guess I took this thread too seriously. Tell you what, I'm gonna go start an apology thread for anybody who I might have upset with that insensitive comment... Let's see... memorable quotes...~~~~~~Me: "Hi, I'm Rackham. Good to meet you."Guy: "Do you have any pills?"~~~~~~Girl: "I'm rolling so hard. How old are you?"Me: "Twenty-three."Girl: "Cool... I'm twenty-one. Where do you live?"Me: "New York."Girl: "Cool... how old are you?"Me: "Um... twenty-three."Girl: "Where do you live?"~~~~~~At my "one year in New York anniversary" dinner:"So how long have you lived in New York?"~~~~~~"This <insert X here> totally speaks to me! How can anyone live without <X>?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 "Your only a complusive gambler if you are losing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 An im convo I was just having with one of my friends this morning:Friend: i have so many emails it aint even funnyFriend: holy shitFriend: i wanna delete all of emI've wanted to do that so many times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by hoke Do we? Oh shit, my bad. I guess I took this thread too seriously. Tell you what, I'm gonna go start an apology thread for anybody who I might have upset with that insensitive comment... "I hope you slip and fall in a puddle of aids." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Well it was more like a story...And it was phuturephunk's explanation of the "one liner" to ibclubbin.That was classic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by tunnelbandit Well it was more like a story...And it was phuturephunk's explanation of the "one liner" to ibclubbin.That was classic!! Rawk rawk on Brian! . . . We were both in effect on that thread. . . . . .And for those who want to see: The Ibclubbin Smackdown (but it's a board so it don't matter remember??) LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by tunnelbandit Well it was more like a story...And it was phuturephunk's explanation of the "one liner" to ibclubbin.That was classic!! can you dig it up?..think i missed that one~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoneyjive Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Originally posted by hoke Let's see... memorable quotes...~~~~~~Girl: "I'm rolling so hard. How old are you?"Me: "Twenty-three."Girl: "Cool... I'm twenty-one. Where do you live?"Me: "New York."Girl: "Cool... how old are you?"Me: "Um... twenty-three."Girl: "Where do you live?"~~~~~~lol... I had a very similar conversations saturday night...Her: "Hi. I'm Ashley, what's your name?"Me: "Graydon."Her: "Where do you go to school?"Me: "Here."Her: "What year are you?"Me: "Senior."Her: "Cool... by the way, my name's Ashley, what's your's?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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