glowgrlnyc Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Ok...well we all wish that we could go out and have the perfect floor,room,space, environment to dance...unfortunately this is a rarety...so we must adjust to what we are given.......here are some of them:1-The Floor is Wet Dance (requires minimal leg movement, its all bout the arms)2-The Floor is on a Slant Dance (requires most movement favoring one side of your body)3-The concrete Floor Dance (this you pay for the next day...ouch!Knees)4-The Mud Dance (if you were at BOO 6 you know what Im talking about...must be light on your feet)5-The I just fell because the floor is wet dance and have to pretend that didnt just happen Dance6-The I'm on the Stage or Speaker Dance (requires that you bust out your best Moves because you feel the entire club is watching you...)7-The Oh my God this guy is grinding me from behind Dance (requires cute subtle moves to get away from him as Fast as possible)...Got any more to Add? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teknojunkee Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 8. The, there is waaaay too many fawking people in this club so i just gotta bob up and down without moving my arms dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 1) The DH VS. DT dance - where your forced to dance with your eyebrows because your locked shoulder to shoulder against two hairy, shirtless, reaking i-talians.2) The "Oh my f'ing god its Sven Vath!" dance - where you hover a good 3 feet off the gound and do the "Frog in a Blender" dance.3) The "I could dance to this but im not exactly feeling it" dance - where you dance with just your head bobing around but your body refuses to move.4) The "Id rather be clubbing" Dance - when you get stuck babysitting so you put on your favorite electronica cd and then proceed to teach your little 2 year old cousin how to "Rave" using a milk bottle and a baby rattle as glow sticks.And my personal favorite5) The "I cant decide how to dance to this" Dance- where you take the "frog in a blender" technique and combine it with a trippy version of "fish out of water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 What happened to the hmm, all this alcohol in my system demands that I put extra focus into my balance so as to not fall on my drunken ass dance?And then there's the holy shit this girl is cute so I have to dance with her but I can't do the somersaults and the hydarulic spins or I'll accidentally beat the shit out of her dance.Even better, there's the oh my goodness this track is so good so even if my joints are hurting I'm going to dance twenty times longer than I usually am even if it means I'll permanently dislocate my knees dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc 5-The I just fell because the floor is wet dance and have to pretend that didnt just happen Dance7-The Oh my God this guy is grinding me from behind Dance (requires cute subtle moves to get away from him as Fast as possible) :) :laugh: i hear ya on these!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by gothzane 1) The DH VS. DT dance - where your forced to dance with your eyebrows because your locked shoulder to shoulder against two hairy, shirtless, reaking i-talians.2) The "Oh my f'ing god its Sven Vath!" dance - where you hover a good 3 feet off the gound and do the "Frog in a Blender" dance.3) The "I could dance to this but im not exactly feeling it" dance - where you dance with just your head bobing around but your body refuses to move.4) The "Id rather be clubbing" Dance - when you get stuck babysitting so you put on your favorite electronica cd and then proceed to teach your little 2 year old cousin how to "Rave" using a milk bottle and a baby rattle as glow sticks.And my personal favorite5) The "I cant decide how to dance to this" Dance- where you take the "frog in a blender" technique and combine it with a trippy version of "fish out of water." :laugh: How 'bout the...THiS music is TOO freakin' amazing that I cant even move my legs or arms just drop my jaw to the ground Dance.....or the Oh man Im on a Boat Dance(requires a immense sense of balance)...or the Baktun Tronic Mondays practically dancing on top of the DJ Dance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by gothzane 2) The "Oh my f'ing god its Sven Vath!" dance - where you hover a good 3 feet off the gound and do the "Frog in a Blender" dance.i thought that was the -- "oh my god i'm so glad i didn't spend 40 or more bucks to see carl cox and richie at the seaport and deal with the masses in the rain and now i'm seeing him at tronic treatment the following monday for a mere 5 bucks and he's drinking ridiculous amounts of champagne and totally bangin' the shit out in a frenzy of beats and distorted noise!" -- dance.5) The "I cant decide how to dance to this" Dance- where you take the "frog in a blender" technique and combine it with a trippy version of "fish out of water."ya know, i've been Waiting so many years for someone to come up with the words to describe how i dance all the freakin' time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksteadyct Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 How 'bout the...THiS music is TOO freakin' amazing that I cant even move my legs or arms just drop my jaw to the ground Dance... This happened about 10 times when i saw Jules @ Exit, i think can only be achieved with a superior sound system. Or how bout the I want to keep dancing because this song is so good but my heart feels like is going to explode if i don't sit downOr the Ooop! i just elbowed you in the neck while striking one of my raver poses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc 4-The Mud Dance (if you were at BOO 6 you know what Im talking about...must be light on your feet)seems very similar to "the un-even grassy field dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by thehacker i thought that was the -- "oh my god i'm so glad i didn't spend 40 or more bucks to see carl cox and richie at the seaport and deal with the masses in the rain and now i'm seeing him at tronic treatment the following monday for a mere 5 bucks and he's drinking ridiculous amounts of champagne and totally bangin' the shit out in a frenzy of beats and distorted noise!" -- dance. :laugh:Originally posted by rocksteadyctOr the Ooop! i just elbowed you in the neck while striking one of my raver poses. :laugh:Originally posted by bigpoppanils seems very similar to "the un-even grassy field dance"HAhHAhaha.... ....These are Great!How 'bout The My shoe just came off Dance...gotta pretend its more funny than embarrasing......or the I'm making fun of all the old fuNNy dances that came out in the 90's...ex:cabbage patch,running man,roger rabbit...or the Let me pretend Im a Booty Dancer and shake my butt around cuz I think its funny, but in all actually deep down inside I really like doing it Dance!...The waiting on an hour long line to go to the bathroom Dance(this dance is incporperated by movements to help you control your blatter from bursting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 im looking for my friends dance so i bob around and turn my head from left to rightor this guy is annoying me so i dance like this is the best song ever heard and dont want to be bothered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by reenichole or this guy is annoying me so i dance like this is the best song ever heard and dont want to be bothered love that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by reenichole im looking for my friends dance so i bob around and turn my head from left to rightor this guy is annoying me so i dance like this is the best song ever heard and dont want to be bothered hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 ..strange but true...the pants are too long dance where you somehow incorporate a move to pull them up so as to not trip on them in the middle of dancing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksteadyct Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 What about the dance walk? Does anyone else do this? When you are really into the music but have to go talk to your friends or you are trying to walk through the dance floor without it seeeming like you are a non-dancing tool. So you kind of do this little hop up and down running man type thing to get from one place to another, i find it works best going backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc 6-The I'm on the Stage or Speaker Dance (requires that you bust out your best Moves because you feel the entire club is watching you...) :) the i'm on the speker dance can also be combined with the wet florr dance for minimal leg movement for fear of falling off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 OR..............how about The your on the stage where DJ Feelgood's tables are and you are really bumpin to his set and you make him skip and have to be told over the loud speaker to get off the stage and you have hide your face from embarassment dance.oops :shake: :shake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by rocksteadyct What about the dance walk? Does anyone else do this? When you are really into the music but have to go talk to your friends or you are trying to walk through the dance floor without it seeeming like you are a non-dancing tool. So you kind of do this little hop up and down running man type thing to get from one place to another, i find it works best going backwards. i do that one all the time...except i bop my head up and downand exaggerate lifting my kneesas i walk, in time to the rhythm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 the look at these weirdo's dancing around like their cool or some thing the ewwww that girl is dancing with a ugly kid and he's probley gonna fuk her tonight cause she looks druged up and ish the this club is wack i shall bounce head around while heading towards the exit the this club is ugly i refuse to dance and sh1t cause i do not wanna fit in with these rejects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 shortly thereafter a bump:The "wow, I didnt know i COULD dance!" dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 How about the "What the hell is this gross girl doing dancing with me....is she trying to make me look bad?" dance when you got that dumb look on your face and you start looking around for the best escape route.Or the "look at the hottie" dance when you may or may not be dancing with someone else but your focus is on the hottie to the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 . . . I'm personally a big fan of the "Gotta get away from The Roomate highstep" to the other side of the dancefloor . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . I'm personally a big fan of the "Gotta get away from The Roomate highstep" to the other side of the dancefloor . . . . . I knew that was coming soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by phatman ..strange but true...the pants are too long dance where you somehow incorporate a move to pull them up so as to not trip on them in the middle of dancing... lol... I know that one all too well... sometimes it pays to take some safety pins with you to the club! How about the "I invited my non-clubber friend to go clubbing with me and now he's dancing too close to me and it's ruining my flow" dance?... or the "I'm flailing my elbows more than usual because you're moving into my space and I'm hoping a solid blow will send a non-so-subtle hint" dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Originally posted by hoke lol... I know that one all too well... sometimes it pays to take some safety pins with you to the club! How about the "I invited my non-clubber friend to go clubbing with me and now he's dancing too close to me and it's ruining my flow" dance?... or the "I'm flailing my elbows more than usual because you're moving into my space and I'm hoping a solid blow will send a non-so-subtle hint" dance? lol- i like yours- REally- Back off people! hate that:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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