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Bagels and Creamcheese!

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Oh how I wanna eat,

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Break out the Yarmulke,

Bagels and Creamcheese!!!!

Lets Go!!!

( short guitar solo)

Thanx to the fiesty Jews,

Breakfast an-ar-chy!

Spend all my days downtown,

Workin the Ma-chine!

Pull that lever Monkeyboy!

(louder now) MONKEYBOY! MONKEYBOY!

Work for peanuts Monkeyboy!

(you know the drill) MONKEYBOY MONKEYBOY!

. . . (slow it down now) . . . I love . . . my bagels and creamcheese . . . I need . . . . the love that they give me . . . .

. . . Where are yooouuuu, Mr. Philadelphia Cream cheese . . . probably long dead . . . since it was made in the 80's . . . .

(speed it up again)

eighteen eighties, eighteen eighties!

one hundred twenty years,

of spreading the cream cheese!

Oy! Cheese! Oy! Cheese! Oy! Cheese! Oy! . . LET'S GO!!

(long guitar solo)

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Oh how I wanna eat,

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Bagels and Creamcheese!

Break out the Yarmulke,

Bagels and Creamcheese!!!!

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. . . I'm in rare form . . . :laugh: . . .

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Originally posted by brickhouse

If you can find it (it used to be on his website), Skeewiff - Eat the Bagel is pretty similar and very funny. Take on that old Detroit Grand Bu Bahs song...

. . . hey! . . speaking of Skeewiff, you remember a song called Pink to Punk? . . . It starts out with some chick saying "What does it take to be a hip hop DJ?" . . . I've been dying to find that song . . .

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