Guest jroo Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 my girl is away at school. and i havent jacked off in awhile. im going to see her this weekend. now, i havent jacked off in over a week, dont ask me how i havent, i just havent. now, she likes it when im loud when i cum and thats only if ive been saving it. but i also dont want to be a "one pump chump" you know? so do i suck it up and jack off so that i can please her better, or do i hold it all in for her and go out swinging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Dude, it's only Tuesday... if you jerk off tonite there's still several days left to save up for the weekend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 you have to take care of business... tuesday to friday is more than enough refueling time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 yeah, but imagine the power that could be unleashed . it would be dumb to ask her huh? maybe we'll just get drunk then it'll last with out me having to jack it. hhhhmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by jroo yeah, but imagine the power that could be unleashed . it would be dumb to ask her huh? maybe we'll just get drunk then it'll last with out me having to jack it. hhhhmmmmmm. Dude you are analyzing this way too much.Go lift weights or something, increase your levels of testesterone and you will kill both birds with one stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by jroo yeah, but imagine the power that could be unleashed . . . . . dude, you're trying to shoot a large load, not shoot her across the room from the pressure . . . spank it, it'll rebuild . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 he wants to fire laser beams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 What a wacky fucking question. What kind of drugs did they give you after your surgery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 This question is pretty silly..I think he is going for a reanactment of the Scary Movie Sex Scene..Ya know the one im talking about, when the kid cums so hard he throw his beloved girl up to the ceiling...Whose is this Bobby! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 hahahahhahahaha, the drugs were pretty good, i need them more now that im walking. damn, as i look back, i was pretty fucking bored when i wrote this. man, i need more shit to do at work. p.s incase you were wondering , i havent jacked yet, but i have been kinda working out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 This thread remiinds me of the sketch that Adam Sandler did "Sex vs WorkingOUt" where he went around with a tape recorder, and asked people if the people were having sex or working out."Oh fuck me! Fuck me! We are defininitely fucking! There is no weights in here!" "Ain;t no dumbells in here, baby, just my balls. Spank it. Spank it, baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by jroo p.s incase you were wondering , i havent jacked yet, but i have been kinda working out. LOL!!I think you should let one loose thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 i know that everyone was dying to know!! right now its thursday morning after work im going straight to see here. like a 4 hour drive, anyway. twice last night, and once this morning just for good measures. girls dont understand there is a lot of pressure on us guys to perform perfectly everytime. i believe in the fortune cookie rule. anyone else does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by jroo i know that everyone was dying to know!! right now its thursday morning after work im going straight to see here. like a 4 hour drive, anyway. twice last night, and once this morning just for good measures. girls dont understand there is a lot of pressure on us guys to perform perfectly everytime. i believe in the fortune cookie rule. anyone else does? I hear ya.LOL WTF is the fortune cookie rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by legend38 I hear ya.LOL WTF is the fortune cookie rule? Sex is like chinese food- it's not over till you've both had your cookies.Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Sounds like you could use both a cookie AND some sex..then we'd stop hearing the fortunes from the reject cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by tastyt Sex is like chinese food- it's not over till you've both had your cookies.Or something like that. LOL thanks for the FYI.I like cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by cintron Sounds like you could use both a cookie AND some sex..then we'd stop hearing the fortunes from the reject cookies Cookies are good, but cannolis are even better. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by tastyt Cookies are good, but cannolis are even better. :grin: AHAHAH All that cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by tastyt Cookies are good, but cannolis are even better. :grin: so let's go get some! i'll be in town tonight at some pointyou've got my celly, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by legend38 AHAHAH All that cream Oh yeah baby, you know it's all about the cream filling... so let's go get some! i'll be in town tonight at some point When do you think you're going to get in to the city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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