somebitch Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by phuturephunk My schedule, befoe I leave work:Friday: MasturbationSaturday: Wake up, more masturbationSunday: Cancel with Tilly, even more masturbationMonday: Yes, even more masturbation, apply ice packsTuesday: Back to work. sounds like my plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by tilly NOOOOOOOO you can masterbate b4 and after I get there, k?your place is in dire need of some attention...and i have to make sure i leave before 6 before that fucking bell goes off and rips my heart out of my chest~ . . . Yes, I can say, hypothetically of course, that it's a really bad Idea to be in the process of fondling the pickle when that 150 decibel horn goes off . . . . I don't know this for fact, of course, but hypothetically, one may *pull* the hypothetical pickle a little farther than the instructions tell one too . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . Yes, I can say, hypothetically of course, that it's a really bad Idea to be in the process of fondling the pickle when that 150 decibel horn goes off . . . . I don't know this for fact, of course, but hypothetically, one may *pull* the hypothetical pickle a little farther than the instructions tell one too . . . . . . umm o.k. youre nutz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by xpander Saturday night...Direct drive...Um...slow weekend i guess... never fear dear friend for next week shall prove to be "da bombz" this weekend does suck though....i'll probably show up at baktun and drink some 6 dolla heiny's on saturday. and then show up there again monday for T1k and drink even more 6 dolla heiny's. oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 So, seeing as how we need to make schedule modifications based on the horn, which we didn't take into account, my new schedule looks something like this:Friday: Masturbation, with a brief pause between 5:55 P.M and 6:05 P.M (allowing for timer latency in the firehouse horn tower)Saturday: Wake up, more masturbation, with a brief pause during the times of 8:55 A.M. and 9:05 A.M, P.M. non-spank times are same as aboveSunday: Get into a massive argument with Tilly about how my need to spank the pickle like a bad, rabid monkey is even more important than some barbecue then even more masturbation with pauses at times listed above.Monday: Yes, even more masturbation with pause times listed above, apply ice packsTuesday: Back to work. (maybe squeeze 5 or 6 off before 8:00 A.M) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 I wil be out of the country Ariverdecci................Have a safe weekend everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 what're the set times tonight @ Baktun? *bounce* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by phuturephunk So, seeing as how we need to make schedule modifications based on the horn, which we didn't take into account, my new schedule looks something like this:Friday: Masturbation, with a brief pause between 5:55 P.M and 6:05 P.M (allowing for timer latency in the firehouse horn tower)Saturday: Wake up, more masturbation, with a brief pause during the times of 8:55 A.M. and 9:05 A.M, P.M. non-spank times are same as aboveSunday: Get into a massive argument with Tilly about how my need to spank the pickle like a bad, rabid monkey is even more important than some barbecue then even more masturbation with pauses at times listed above.Monday: Yes, even more masturbation with pause times listed above, apply ice packsTuesday: Back to work. (maybe squeeze 5 or 6 off before 8:00 A.M) i'm never shaking your hand again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by wideskies what're the set times tonight @ Baktun? *bounce* humm, good question..flyer doesn't give that much detail.will i be graced with your company tonight??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Tonight: Baktun or friends party in Long Beach Saturday: PS1 and Fire Island or ARCSunday: Chill with the fam.Monday: Chill at the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Tonight- playing a show at the cutting room tomorrow - centro to start, ARC latenight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djwrecknyc Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by wideskies what're the set times tonight @ Baktun? *bounce* will you be back in town for this or are you already back? breakbeats sound tempting... and its a cheap thrill.Howells/Dirty Vegas on saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 hmm... how much tonight at Baktun? i do indeed hope to go.d: see abovej: yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by wideskies hmm... how much tonight at Baktun? i do indeed hope to go. $5 b4 1:00AM. $8 afterfor more details see sonic basement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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