chula22 Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 Parking ticket!Guess What??I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.So I called him a pencil necked nazi.He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having baldtires!!So I called him a pile of horse shit.He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn.My car was parked around the corner...This one belongs to the neighbor that lets his dog shit in my yard every day........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilfootzz81 Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 omgggg that so fuckeddd up!!! hahahhaha :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 good one, probably would have done the same if i saw the opportunity...to diss a fucking cop and make your neighbor pay...killing two birds with one stone i really want to go to europe and smoke a joint in front of a cop...i'd love that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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