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Parking ticket!

Guess What??

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5

minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald


So I called him a pile of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20

minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn.

My car was parked around the corner...This one belongs to the

neighbor that lets his dog shit in my yard every day........

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good one, probably would have done the same if i saw the opportunity...to diss a fucking cop and make your neighbor pay...killing two birds with one stone ;)

i really want to go to europe and smoke a joint in front of a cop...i'd love that...

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