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why do porno guys ejaculations always shoot mad far?


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Originally posted by t0nythelover

why practice, whats the point? i dont think there will ever be a situation where i have to shoot my sperm mad far to save the day or something. like i can save kids on a school trip being held hostage by knocking the gun out of the captors hands with my supersperm. bam!

well, hey...........never say never

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Originally posted by t0nythelover

why practice, whats the point? i dont think there will ever be a situation where i have to shoot my sperm mad far to save the day or something. like i can save kids on a school trip being held hostage by knocking the gun out of the captors hands with my supersperm. bam!

lol.... You'd be a superhero with a big "S" on your shirt... but not superman ;)

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. . I actually know the answer to this . . cause I too was amazed at how Peter North could seeminly shoot 8 feet OVER the back of the chick, missing her entirely . . .

. . Truth is, it all comes down to the prostate gland . . If you have any porno mags you'll see at times an advertisement for a prostate 'dildo' that kinda looks like a normal one except it has a hooked end . . . What this thing is designed to do is stimulate the prostate gland . . Peter North uses one, heck he even endorsed one for those smutty ads (I read an article in Wired about the porno industry about 6 years ago) . . . The more you stimulate the prostate, the more fluids its gonna produce until you pretty much have the EPA's definition of a mid range fission reactor for a prostate . .

. . . Then all you have to do is shoot to see the results . . :aright: . . .

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