rdntheshortbus Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 This may come in handy.......THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis Booty Call Agreement (here in after referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2002, by_______________,between _____________ and __________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events ofthe evening.3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have shit to talk about.4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed.5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this?6. Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask7. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "back-up,"unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time,advanced-arrangement.8. All gifts accepted--money is always good.9. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged.10. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business.11. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not friends,just sex buddies.12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended.13. No extra clothing--I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.14.No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your ass up and go home.15.Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care.16.You cannot borrow my car for any reason.17.If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate'sgirlfriend/boyfriend."18.Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell out.19.Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want tolook at you, just fuck you.20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep calling. *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the agreement.If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of This agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list, BLOCKEDfrom all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating partners: Signature: ______________________ Date:______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swngingjohnson Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 that's funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcreep Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 great idea. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeyboy Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 sounds like the perfect relationship HEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by donkeyboy sounds like the perfect relationship HEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWww yea, thats the same oneme and kosta have with your mother:3some: :3some: :peeright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 actually every male in the NJ forum has a copy that is signed by DonkeyBoy's mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by thehype actually every male in the NJ forum has a copy that is signed by DonkeyBoy's mom NICE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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