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chin up it could be worse right.............

at least your not thses people

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE ??!!

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have

an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?" I replied.

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's >>right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of

months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items

and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked

up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed

it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had

scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over

for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to

me "Do you know how much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my mind,

I don't think I'll buy that today."

She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to

what had just happened.....

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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and

pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she

said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit

card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need

some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door

unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a

distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to

me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you

drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

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Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was

typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.

What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it

on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed

into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and

the whole thing generally looked like an extra in Twister. I asked the

manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise

control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS... My neighbor works in the operations department in the

central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they

have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in

one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from

the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE: I was sitting in my science class, when the

teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year.

My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained

to him that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time.

Needless to say, he was very disappointed.

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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal

colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the

copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.

Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed

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Originally posted by ysolt

ugh! i've just been feeling a little down lately.

with all the HW, workin' at a lame-ass job, and man-troubles, i'm just feelin' a tad :frust:

what do y'all do to de-stress?

Honestly, when i am down i either talk about the problem with one of my girlfriends and go out and have a good time and meet new people, if you still dont feel better sometimes the best thing to do is hang by yourself and just think things out go to the mall, join a gym, just dont eat. hehe ;)

About your job, if you are really unhappy you should find something that is more interesting, now if your lazy then you have no one to blame but yourself, but if you are determined to make yourself more content you will push yourself to finding something that you wouldnt dread going to 5 x's a week.

The man trouble will always be there, you think when they get older it gets better, it doesnt I know older woman that are in there late 30's to 50's that are now divorced have kids and went back to going on a few dates, and they said you think men would be more mature and so forth since they are older, she said nope, they are exactly the same - nothing changed. You just have to find the right one, and when you do you'll know who it is, but it may take some time before that happens, but dont give up just be patient. Now if you are already in a relationship, every relationship has it's ups and downs, thats just a part of life. Just try to work out your differences and take it from there:) Feel better.

I am usually good on advice, just ask badass and deeelite from the board, I am there personal advice counselor. lol

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Originally posted by gracer

hey no more pouts honeybun, we did our best the whole week to make u feel better, we love ya, and we're all you''ll ever need *HUG*...rio tonite should help make things better, yes?

aw, i luv u, cuz! thanks, hun!!! (we have to talk about hte aftermath of yesteray's wrath--aka MR. DEAD INSIDE)
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