quoth Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Is anyone else CURSED with AutoFlush systems??i mean the one thing a guy will forever be joyful about is when he is on the can.So why not make this auspicious occassion peaceful right?WRONG The fuckin simple handle flush mechanism was no problem and quite simple....but...my company had to get a little "high-tech" and install "Autoflush" systems in all the stalls.So basically while im enjoying eternal peace as i pass that nice cheesesteak i just ate...out of nowhere comes the flush from doom that seems to be like a black-hole sucking up everything in life...and the flush is so powerful that i HIGHLY do not appreciate toilet water splashing up my sphincter which is why im definitely annoyed, because not i have to bring in a roll of colored tape to put on the motion sensor just so i can enjoy "enlightenment".How can a man take a peaceful shit when he must stick to his usual "Hover" methods instead of sitting down on a nice piece of sanitary waxed paper custom fit to one's bunghole when he has the fuckin toilet flushing on its own every 7-10 seconds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 :eek: :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 . . Mike . . there's some things you don't need to share . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Further proof CP is going down the shitter:rolleyes:Actually Mike needs to be credited for being a Shameless Shitterâ„¢. Too many people are pussies about it.Mike, enjoy the splashes from down below, and enjoy a clean ass the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by brooklynkid Further proof CP is going down the shitter:rolleyes:Actually Mike needs to be credited for being a Shameless Shitterâ„¢. Too many people are pussies about it.Mike, enjoy the splashes from down below, and enjoy a clean ass the rest of the day. . . I never insinuated that was part of the reason the board was going down the proverbial shitter . . I just really didn't want the vision of that lush trying to squeeze one out and then being attacked by the vacuum toilet of doom . . . ya know what I'm sayin? . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 (btw... try being a chick and having that happen every time you need to pee, nevermind do more...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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