SPYGIRL3 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 1 star hangoverNo pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are ableto function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries from any truck stop USA.2 star hangoverNo pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money becauseall you really can handle is surfing internet porn and writingjunk e-mails.3 star hangoverSlight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space shot and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bedwith a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E! fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a liter of diet coke- yet you haven't peed once.4 star hangoverLife sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for wreaking of booze. You wore nice clothes but that can't hide thefact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars)your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Revere High, '76. You would shoot your mother for one or all of the following- 1. the clock to strike 6pm. 2. the entire appetizer list from TGIFridays or 3. a time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.5 star hangoveraka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell. You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pour and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crustin the corners of your mouth from rushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in yourbody. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because let's face it, all you can manage to do is bitch about your state- whichis a mystery to you because you definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were, whatyou drank and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed, unaccompanied, at your house. The only thing you can do is smoke a bonghit and pass out. It's when you wake up a few hours later with a lesser star hangover that you eat a large pizza, an order of Kung Pao Chicken, a ham and cheese omelet and a batch of rice krispie treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 LMAO!!! :laugh: ...guess this thread is all me...i give mine a 3 star rating...i took it easy last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 I would say the last one.....AND I DIDENT EVEN DRINK LAST NIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 LMAO!!! :laugh: ...guess this thread is all me...i give mine a 3 star rating...i took it easy last night I knew you'd like it.....hee hee:hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 :laugh: this thread is great!I definately have a 3 right now.....although i have experienced all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elens73178 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Gotta say borderline #2, the hangover isn't that bad today. I tried to take it easy last night. But Armenio WATCH OUT for your bday the hanover will be off the chart!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 LMAO!!!i give mine a 3 star rating...i took it easy last night Same here..... But it was worth it! I had fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcreep Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 i'm about a 3.4 star. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by mystify82281 Same here..... But it was worth it! I had fun! were u at deko last night???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 was at a 3.....now im at a 1.5.............nothing gets rid of a hangover like blowing a monster load:rock:BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 at 700am i was about a 5, now that i've taken care of all the loose enes..haha. yes i took ANOTHER sick day (that i dont have mind you) im at about a 3.....ass soon ass i get my asss into the shower and make myself a huuuuge omelette..i'll be all better..........yes shonette..i took ANOTHER sick day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by pipdaddy at 700am i was about a 5, now that i've taken care of all the loose enes..haha. yes i took ANOTHER sick day (that i dont have mind you) im at about a 3.....ass soon ass i get my asss into the shower and make myself a huuuuge omelette..i'll be all better..........yes shonette..i took ANOTHER sick day slacker!!!...after u impose the no shots rule, u still dont go to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 slacker!!!...after u impose the no shots rule, u still dont go to work haha..you called it at around 12....i think your exact words were "i cant drink stoli & 7 or i'll wake up with a nasty hangover".....well my friend...truer words were never spoken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 were u at deko last night???? No actually I was up at this place by my school, Mad Hatter -- lol they had some "guests of honor" in the house....that vj kid ray from mtv and the kid who plays aj from the sopranoswhere you going tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by pipdaddy haha..you called it at around 12....i think your exact words were "i cant drink stoli & 7 or i'll wake up with a nasty hangover".....well my friend...truer words were never spoken... i am wise beyond my years...either that or im just a raging alcoholic who knows from experience...take ur pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by mystify82281 No actually I was up at this place by my school, Mad Hatter -- lol they had some "guests of honor" in the house....that vj kid ray from mtv and the kid who plays aj from the sopranoswhere you going tonight cool...dont know yet...either metro or platinum...depends on how the rest of my day goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 cool...dont know yet...either metro or platinum...depends on how the rest of my day goes go to metro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by mystify82281 go to metro maybe...if i do...i'll keep my eyes peeled for mystify82281 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 maybe...if i do...i'll keep my eyes peeled for mystify82281 :laugh: ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by joeys24 maybe...if i do...i'll keep my eyes peeled for mystify82281 you're a big fat lying FeG....go do some pie charts and write off my business expenses.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by pipdaddy you're a big fat lying FeG....go do some pie charts and write off my business expenses.. at least i made it to work ...u fawking feg:finger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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