djmikedr Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Application to Live In New Jersey:Name: _____________________________Nickname: _____________________________Address: _____________________________Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______Ethnic Background: ___Italian ___Sicilian ___Jewish ___Italian ___ItalianProfession: ___Mechanic ___Truckdriver ___Meatpacker ___Dockworker___Hairdresser ___Manacurist ___Avon Sales Lady ___Waitress @ Bennigan's___Exotic DancerBackyard Smells Like:____Sewage ___Sulfur ___Garbage ___All 3# of Muscle Shirts Owned:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above# of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above# of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveBrand of Jeans Preferred:___Sergio Valente ___Jordache ___Sassoon ___Z.CavaricciPercentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:___100% ___95-100% ___90-95% ___85-90%# of Gold Chains Owned:___10-15 ___15-20 ___20-25 ___25 and above# of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveApproximate Value of ALL jewelry:___$5-$10 ___$10-$15 ___$15-$20 ___StolenNumber of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out:___10-15 ___15-25 ___25 and aboveGold Cap on at Least One Tooth?___Yes ___NoHair Height(must be completed by applicants seeking residency in Edgewater or Bayonne)___6-8 inches ___8-12 inches ___1-2 feet___More than 2 feetHair Products Used:___Hair Spray ___Styling Gel ___Mousse ___ExtraHold Styling Gel:___Bondo ___Spackle ___40 Weight Oil ___Krazy GlueAutomobile Owned:___IROC Z ___Firebird ___Camaro___Mustang___ThunderbirdNumber of Inches Car is Off the Ground:___6-8 inches ___4-6 inches ___2-4 inches ___Under 2 inchesCar Paraphernalia:___Gold chain around license plate___Neon lights around license plate___Neon lights under car___Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror___Garter hanging from rear view mirror___Chrome hubcaps___Stick-on window tinting___Stick-on paint splash stickers___Fuzzy dice TATTOO___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window___Crucifix on dashboardFavorite Music:___Techno ___Rap ___Bon Jovi ___Bruce SpringsteenFavorite Actor/Actress:___Joe Pesc___Robert DeNiro___Al Pacino___Marisa Tomei___Annette Funicello___Anna MagnaniFavorite Movie:___The Godfather___The Godfather Part II___The Godfather Part III___Goodfellas___My Cousin Vinnie# of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveRelatives Named "Sal"___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveFavorite International Destination:___Belmar ___Seaside Heights ___Point Pleasant ___Bayonne ___GreatAdventure ___SecaucusFavorite Driving Technique___Tailgating___Attacking stop signs___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvle02 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 This post may have been alittle more applicable in 1993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Yeah seriously...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 I was actually gonna try to fill this out, but it got a little to absurd at the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleyc2b Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 This is the oldest jersey joke in the book :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 this is old i agreeright up there with the "application for the mafia"in my friend marios dads old gas station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 i dont care APOTH-- i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalaman Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Finally a test i can pass. :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 awww...I think it's kinda funny:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Originally posted by apotheosis Application to Live In New Jersey:Name: _____________________________Nickname: _____________________________Address: _____________________________Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______Ethnic Background: ___Italian ___Sicilian ___Jewish ___Italian ___ItalianProfession: ___Mechanic ___Truckdriver ___Meatpacker ___Dockworker___Hairdresser ___Manacurist ___Avon Sales Lady ___Waitress @ Bennigan's___Exotic DancerBackyard Smells Like:____Sewage ___Sulfur ___Garbage ___All 3# of Muscle Shirts Owned:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above# of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above# of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveBrand of Jeans Preferred:___Sergio Valente ___Jordache ___Sassoon ___Z.CavaricciPercentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:___100% ___95-100% ___90-95% ___85-90%# of Gold Chains Owned:___10-15 ___15-20 ___20-25 ___25 and above# of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveApproximate Value of ALL jewelry:___$5-$10 ___$10-$15 ___$15-$20 ___StolenNumber of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out:___10-15 ___15-25 ___25 and aboveGold Cap on at Least One Tooth?___Yes ___NoHair Height(must be completed by applicants seeking residency in Edgewater or Bayonne)___6-8 inches ___8-12 inches ___1-2 feet___More than 2 feetHair Products Used:___Hair Spray ___Styling Gel ___Mousse ___ExtraHold Styling Gel:___Bondo ___Spackle ___40 Weight Oil ___Krazy GlueAutomobile Owned:___IROC Z ___Firebird ___Camaro___Mustang___ThunderbirdNumber of Inches Car is Off the Ground:___6-8 inches ___4-6 inches ___2-4 inches ___Under 2 inchesCar Paraphernalia:___Gold chain around license plate___Neon lights around license plate___Neon lights under car___Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror___Garter hanging from rear view mirror___Chrome hubcaps___Stick-on window tinting___Stick-on paint splash stickers___Fuzzy dice TATTOO___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window___Crucifix on dashboardFavorite Music:___Techno ___Rap ___Bon Jovi ___Bruce SpringsteenFavorite Actor/Actress:___Joe Pesc___Robert DeNiro___Al Pacino___Marisa Tomei___Annette Funicello___Anna MagnaniFavorite Movie:___The Godfather___The Godfather Part II___The Godfather Part III___Goodfellas___My Cousin Vinnie# of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House:___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveRelatives Named "Sal"___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and aboveFavorite International Destination:___Belmar ___Seaside Heights ___Point Pleasant ___Bayonne ___GreatAdventure ___SecaucusFavorite Driving Technique___Tailgating___Attacking stop signs___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents) ru trying to be funny becouse your application got turned down becouse your a broke bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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